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@k_delamont

writer | smiles and textiles

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Joined August 2015
Born in 1992

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    Jun 1

    i used the word chelonian in this piece and answer the question 'what does kissing a turtle taste like' so you have to read it tyvm

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  2. A thought that just got raised over beers for the folks: is there a hypothetical world in which Jim Watson eyes the provincial leadership?

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    Jun 4

    They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

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    War criminal Henry Kissinger — whom Bourdain correctly described as a "murderous scumbag" — just turned 95, and he is still a US government adviser. There is so little justice in this world.

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  5. The model is a bit weird and is a strange betting-slash-forecasting model

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  6. Interesting thing here: Crowdbridge is running a crowdsourced poll on faith in RTG & the City's ability to launch the LRT on time. Currently, the model says that there's a 51% chance they hit the deadline.

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  7. we must ban cannabis advertising so as not to entice the children. won't somebody think of the children

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  8. want to second this and say if you, like me, woke up to everything today wondering why the world only ever makes good things disappear, my DMs are also open

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    check in with people you love today. unplug or log off if you need to. and most of all, try not to be reactionary with how people process news like this. you never know what's happened in someone's life.

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    Saw this today on Teachers Facebook 🌈

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    This is a really good day to — if you can, if it's helpful — get off social media. Go sit in the sun. Pet your cat. Breathe a bit.

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    23 hours ago

    What a shame to live in a world without Anthony Bourdain, but with a man he loathed...

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    Hey? Something’s changed. Suddenly, our collective impulse on this platform (and others) is to take care of one another, to talk about being there for each other. To direct people to resources, or offer help. It doesn’t change the bad things. But fuck, am I proud of us. ❤️

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  16. i never know how to properly respond to celebrity deaths but this one hits harder than most.

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    Jun 7

    Ever gone 0-20 in a house league season but finally won your last game? That’s how Ovi feels right now. He’s also probably feeling very fucking drunk from all the beers he’s smashing.

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    Jun 7

    We did it 💚 It’s been my honour & privilege to be your candidate. I won’t be going anywhere in the next four years. I’ll be alongside you, continuing fighting against status quo ✊🏼 We unite for strength

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  19. Jun 7

    being real for a min when I say that this election being unavoidable for the last three weeks has felt so bad and so cynical and it's taken a toll on my mental health and everyone should realize that politics is just fighting over rules we made up for ourselves in the first place

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  20. Jun 7

    this election has been a real slice of life tonight but if you'll excuse me I need to go home and smoke a hundred joints and yell at serena van der woodsen on the tv and forget politics exists for a while

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  21. Jun 7

    I'm at a winning PC campaign event, and earlier overheard a man saying she hopes Kathleen Wynne keeps jogging on the side of the road, and hopes she gets run over. I wish I was kidding. Doesn't matter who you vote for...People, politics is not worth that much.

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