Fat Mac

@jzp_

I think, therefore, I robot

Sweden
jzp.chaosnet.org
Joined June 2011
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    26 Jun 2017

    Buzz Aldrin, space murderer

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    Aug 15

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  3. Aug 15

    gotta do my reads

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    Aug 7

    me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage

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    Jul 25

    Hahahaha check out this alternative transfer orbit to the Moon based on chaotic dynamics, it consumes almost 40% less fuel than traditional maneuvers but takes like 2 years instead of a week and looks 100% like you have no idea what you're doing

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    Jul 23

    get in

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    Jul 20

    please enjoy a masterclass in comedy timing from this pizza

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    Jul 12

    Thought I'd see what the Doom modding community is up to these days.

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    Jul 7

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    Jul 10
    Replying to and

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    Jul 8

    My original Mac OS Control Panel cross-stitch project is done! This took nearly 6 months, working on and off- so many little pixels to stitch. And of course many thanks to for her wonderful original art on the Mac.

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    Jul 4

    “This is America” dope shit

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    1 Jun 2014

    the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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    Jul 2

    Like a scene from The Shining.

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  15. Jun 28

    my parents were so proud

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    Jun 26

    Today in FT comments generate the best content

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    Jun 13

    staring at this "corner desk" advertised on facebook marketplace and getting angrier and angrier. i loathe this image. what is this hideous thing. it is for no one

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    May 30

    I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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    May 25

    SATAN SATAN SATAN... Nothin' But Satan! Well, Satan And Unix. Well, Satan, ... Dec 1996

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    Mar 20

    My cask of amontillado brings all the boys to the catacombs And they're like, you're entombing us alive Damn right, I'm entombing you alive I could free you But I'm entombing you alive

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