John Montemayor

@jxmonty

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  1. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2014

    PARKS & RECREATION will return TUESDAY JANUARY 13th 8PM on NBC and there's NOTHING you can do to stop us!

    433 replies 9,526 retweets 14,989 likes
  2. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2014

    Who is planning to take the day off when returns for season 3?

    17 replies 198 retweets 325 likes
  3. Retweeted
    20 Oct 2014

    Not gonna make it back to KC for game 1 or 2. No tix, plus work... I'll be watching & cheering like…

    23 replies 27 retweets 120 likes
  4. 1 Oct 2014

    What's the best part about fall?

  5. 22 Sep 2014

    Gotta love Jim Gordon laying down the law

  6. 22 Sep 2014

    Me:Can you take me to U street? Cabbie: shrug I don't want to.... DC cabbie

  7. Retweeted
    29 Aug 2014

    Hooyah Navy

    1 retweet 3 likes
  8. Retweeted
    26 Aug 2014

    hang in there, gays. only one more generation has to die before no one gives a shit. minorities, you’re going to have to wait a bit longer.

    146 replies 5,764 retweets 10,071 likes
  9. 11 Aug 2014

    RIP@robinwilliams, you will be missed.

  10. 11 Aug 2014

    Awesome episode of ! Glad to see the action picking up! Can't wait till next Sunday

  11. Retweeted
    10 Aug 2014

    Health tip: Don't be black around cops.

    27 replies 552 retweets 963 likes
  12. 7 Aug 2014

    My office for the day!

  13. Retweeted
    2 Aug 2014

    Autobiographies are just wordy selfies.

    17 replies 325 retweets 610 likes
  14. 1 Aug 2014

    I'm pivoting!

  15. 30 Jul 2014

    Can't wait to watch tonight! Apparently Tara Reid thinks it can really happen!! So great

  16. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2014

    Game of Thrones beer has the best draft taps.

    26 replies 395 retweets 626 likes
  17. Retweeted
    25 Jul 2014

    Senate backs new commandant for Marine Corps

    3 replies 12 retweets 3 likes
  18. 25 Jul 2014

    Just watched a runaway shopping cart crash into an Escalade. Definitely the funniest part of my day!

  19. 24 Jul 2014

    I had no idea worms could be so creepy! Can't wait to see the next episode of

  20. Retweeted
    19 Jul 2014

    "I have 6 lbs of strudel in my bag. It's for my son. He's a realtor. What do you do, young man?" "Not talk to people on airplanes."

    12 replies 134 retweets 508 likes

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