Jacob Krowicki

@JWKrow

New York City
Joined November 2009
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  1. May 26

    I know tbe warning is right there in the title, but salt bagels are EXCEEDINGLY salty

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  2. May 25

    Life update: pillow shams work as pillow cases just fine.

    1 reply 3 likes
  3. May 4

    Last tweet brought to you live from inside my duvet cover. I'm lost in here. 2/2

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  4. May 4

    Excited to announce I am working on my first screenplay about a man who gets lost in his duvet cover and decides to stay there forever. 1/2

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  5. Mar 21

    Pirates would sleep much better if they covered both eyes at once.

  6. Mar 13

    I swallowed a fish bone and lived to tell about it. AMA.

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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 8

    A photo of our "womenless" office is featured in a article. Thanks for the capture!

    5 retweets 48 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 6

    "Now you're in the Sunken Place"

    1,121 replies 69,493 retweets 129,354 likes
  9. 2 Nov 2016

    Why would you ever buy a non-reversible belt?

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  10. 30 Sep 2016

    Although fun, a Jenga collapse can be pretty jarring.

    1 retweet 1 like
  11. 19 Sep 2016

    Makes me think of RL Stine. Every time.

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  12. 2 Sep 2016

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  13. 27 Aug 2016

    I have that part of the "Sully" trailer where the flight attendants go "Brace, Brace, Brace" stuck in my head like its the jam of the summer

  14. 23 Jul 2016

    Was just told there is a Juice Press IN the new Equinox IN Dumbo. It's like a Brooklyn turducken.

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  15. 29 Jun 2016

    A song about the movie Amélie to the tune of Lil Wayne's "A Milli". Please somebody run with this.

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  16. 26 May 2016

    Wut

  17. 19 May 2016

    I know it's late in life to figure this out, but did everyone else already know that babies don't drink water?

    1 reply 3 likes
  18. 17 May 2016

    Pre-trip checklist: 1.) Feed sourdough starter. 2.) Water Shlomo (my plant). I'm hella grown.

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  19. 11 May 2016

    I've never met someone who likes Triscuits

    1 reply 1 like
  20. 7 May 2016

    I've arrived.

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