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If Logan Paul defeats Floyd Mayweather it will be like if Ken Osmond had beat Rocky Marciano.
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??? is the best-kept secret in Hollywood.
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They should make a sequel to The Godfather Part II.
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Very aggrayeesive.
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Jeremy Woodcock Retweeted
doctor: I'm going to take out your appendix me: oh okay *shouts at my belly* YOU HAVE A SUITOR
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QUIZ: Is Your Life Spiraling Into Chaos or Are Your Glasses Just Dirty?: http://ow.ly/K88c50F2vcl pic.twitter.com/g7Ha1aNPv3
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tfw you cannot decide what to listen to on Saturdaypic.twitter.com/YqLcJTVnVw
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Jeremy Woodcock Retweeted
Have been trying to figure out what I remind myself of when I interact with people now post quarantine. It’s thispic.twitter.com/MlxKYSFUdF
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Ummm I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do NOT watch Weekend at Bernie’s 14.


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Check out this wonderful show tonight! Enjoy the great hosting, and the skilled musical performances, and as always the many jokes I write about Serial Joe.https://twitter.com/TheJUNOAwards/status/1400854609896296448 …
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my mom: guess who just got back today? teenage me: them wild-eyed boys that’d been away? my mom: no, your father. why is that always your answer when I ask that?
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Pyramids and Frisbee
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I’m Usain Bolt. And this is my FasterClass.
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Jeremy Woodcock Retweeted
You look at how John Goodman just keeps deepening as an actor and a screen presence and you realize how urgently we need him to do a The Color of Money-like sequel where he gets to play an older, wiser Fred Flintstone.
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Just exchanged nods/hellos with one of the stars of Minari at a grocery store in LA. Didn't mention I was in "The Wrestler" or talk about "craft services" or being "on set." Just a quick respectful exchange between two amazing actors at the top of their game.
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At this point my most vivid memory of Friends is when Chandler convinced Joey to change his stage name to Joseph Stalin, who I had not heard of at that point, and me thinking, “I don’t know what’s so funny but that actually does sound better.”
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PET PEEVE: When I'm out riding in my funkmobile, do people always have to ask me if I'm going to my Soul Shack? I might just be out for a nice drive, headed nowhere in particular! Life is about the journey, not the destination, and that applies to funkmobiles as much as anything.
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