Jeff Vorndam

@jvorndam

Roller of Big Cigars

Fallbrook, CA
Joined April 2009
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  2. Jan 10

    Watching this out of morbid fascination now.

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  3. Jan 10

    Impeach Pouncey.

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  4. Jan 4

    My New Year's Resolution is to use the long James Finlayson d'ohhhhhh more than the sharp Homer Simpson d'oh.

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  5. Dec 31

    New Years should be officially celebrated with the Mountain Time Zone, which everyone knows is the best time zone.

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  6. 11 Dec 2020

    hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take to overthrow democracy

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  7. 16 Nov 2020

    One side's just losing slower than the other.

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  8. 13 Nov 2020

    If I were President I would require every band to have a twin guitar attack.

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  9. 6 Nov 2020

    Hospitals should have bars in them.

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  10. 3 Nov 2020

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  11. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    when you're waiting for the election results

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  12. 16 Oct 2020

    I feel sorry/happy for Will Smith there.

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  13. 16 Oct 2020

    Will Smith > Will Smith

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  14. 16 Oct 2020

    Having a normal Friday on here I see.

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  15. 11 Oct 2020

    I hope someone told the Lakers that winning the title means they are imprisoned in the bubble through the off-season.

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  16. 8 Oct 2020

    Welp.

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  17. Retweeted
    7 Oct 2020

    This year’s team is scary. Imagine what that offense, defense, and attitude could look like next year with a stable of elite starting pitchers 😉

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  18. 1 Oct 2020

    It's a good thing none of this counts because they're just practicing. They wouldn't actually interview players during real action.

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  19. 30 Sep 2020

    That, my friends, was a shit-ton of baseball.

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  20. 28 Sep 2020

    R.I.P. Jay Johnstone. This book got me through high school.

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