Jeff V

@jvargas92

Technology lover, lactose-intolerant carnivore. Alleged

iPhone: 40.734928,-73.989822
Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 20

    I didn’t come here to be petty. But if that’s how it’s gotta be - trust - I came prepared

    1 reply 2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Family throws extravagant quinceañera for 15-year-old feline

    6 replies 40 retweets 130 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    testimony recap: 🎃 fired me because he wanted a relationship but I "friend zoned" him and asked we only communicate thru 3rd parties

  4. 18 hours ago

    I would invest my entire net worth into a political commentary show ft Vicente Fox & Congresswoman to express their feelings

  5. 19 hours ago

    Trolls in my mentions get the block. This isn’t your house and I sure AF didn’t invite your ass. The only Trolls I like sing

  6. 20 hours ago

    I wonder where 🎃 is watching the testimony? Ah, of course. He's probably watching it from the Russian Tea Room

    1 reply
  7. 21 hours ago

    I thought I was going to watch Comey's testimony and get tea. Comey's like "Nah, I got something else" and is peeing on every 🎃 lie/excuse

  8. 22 hours ago

    "Those were lies, plain and simple." Strong words from Comey

  9. Jun 7

    Please know that if you ever see a picture of me smiling and holding a Pepsi that I've been kidnapped and that's my distress sign

    1 retweet
  10. Jun 7

    Dafuq Uber? Can you go 12 hours w/o having to fire staff for being shitty humans?

    Uber has fired an executive who obtained medical records of a woman who had been raped by her driver in India
  11. Jun 5

    Now is the day of my most overwhelming temptation: install the shiny new Beta or wait? Tough choices, but betas break things, so...

  12. Jun 5

    Folks, that's a good sign. It's not every day that impresses Marco in a good way

    Holy shit.
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    You literally chose a National Security Adviser who was secretly working as a paid foreign agent.

    In any event we are EXTREME VETTING people coming into the U.S. in order to help keep our country safe. The courts are slow and political!
    11 replies 235 retweets 429 likes
  14. Jun 4

    So appropriate a comparison

    John Kerry: Trump renegotiating Paris Agreement as likely as O.J. Simpson finding ‘real killer’
  15. Jun 4

    I'm housing kids birthday party pizza likes it's filet mignon because my choices are starve or possible food poisoning and hunger wins

  16. Jun 3

    After complaining that he "lost" his fidget spinner & "needed" a new one I found it in the sofa. I've achieved max silence for the day

  17. Jun 3

    Donuts at Montclair Bread with the boys and Stan and Nicole. A perfect follow up to and some excellent dog watching

    2 likes
  18. Jun 2

    Me right now:

    1 reply 1 like
  19. Jun 2

    Blasting “Torero” in my office b/c it’s and I can

    1 like
  20. Jun 2

    Even is down with ❤️

  21. Jun 2

    I won a prize!

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