João Valente

@jvalente

Software Engineer at the . Living the • Co-founder of .

Porto, Portugal
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Joined September 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Covfefe: Based on a True Typo

    318 replies 6,291 retweets 11,077 likes
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    Apr 25

    On Thursday it will have been 100 days since the true failure of modern times was put into power: Slack threads.

    3 replies 22 retweets 91 likes
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    Apr 27

    Happy times in Athens with — now representing 21 different countries.

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    Apr 24

    🎵I hate slack threads and I keep opening them by accident and they're the worst 🎵

    5 replies 9 retweets 19 likes
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    Apr 19

    "At @LifeatDoist we don't want to be a puppet of another company. We take our destiny in our own hands." -

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    Feb 17

    "How My Startup Failed Because My Developers Spent All Day Using Giphy Reactions On Slack" - An honest Medium post no-one has written.

    39 replies 1,570 retweets 3,100 likes
  7. Jan 31

    Is it wrong to assume that humanity is excluding itself as part of the Nature (and being a bit arrogant) by caling things "artificial"?

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  8. Jan 24

    Maybe it was HAL words to Dave that made it so hard for humans to say no. That's a tense & memorable denial.

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  9. Jan 17

    Hello !

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    Jan 17

    We are ready to unveil Twist — a team communication app that makes communication more mindful. 👌 job by the team

    14 replies 47 retweets 128 likes
  11. Jan 13

    There’s a clear pattern between a competitor getting sold and VCs contacting you. Unsure if reactivity is a very good investment strategy...
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  12. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2016

    Looking for some New Year's inspiration? Check out our reading list: The books that inspire us to work differently 📚

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  13. Retweeted
    1 Nov 2016

    We're hiring!

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  14. 27 Oct 2016

    I wonder what's the price to the ticket. They have been "increasing tomorrow" for like a month or so 🤔.

  15. 27 Oct 2016

    Nobody caring about emoji spacing around ? FFox and Safari got it already 🤓.

  16. 11 Oct 2016

    My day goes better when Slack stays closed.

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    11 Oct 2016

    Video: A Practical Overview of React and Flux on Complex Web Applications by from

    1 reply 2 retweets 12 likes
  18. 20 Sep 2016

    Done for today! Completed 13 tasks!

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    19 Sep 2016

    If you're curious about how we work at Doist 😊: “Scaling A Distributed Team to 50+ Employees” by

    7 replies 23 retweets 69 likes
  20. Retweeted
    11 Sep 2016

    And it's a wrap. The 2016 edition of the largest tech fest in Porto is over. Thank you all for coming, and see you next year! 😎

    4 retweets 8 likes

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