Sarah Martin  

@justsarahmartin

Accidentally deleted Twitter, starting this shit over. Comedian, and garbage New Englander. A drag queen called me a badass bitch, so no further compliments TY

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2020.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    3. velj

    Who's Post Malone? Well... remember doodle bears?...

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  2. Wanna find out if that's cancer or not? Too bad you can't afford it -- 🇺🇸 healthcare

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    prije 17 sati

    I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem? 🤔

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  4. Captain Crunch must make this TP cause its cutting the roof of my butthole

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    30. stu 2018.

    Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you

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    4. stu 2018.

    I lived in Boston for a few years, and I knew I had finally been accepted by the locals when I got sucker-punched by an elderly woman at Market Basket.

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    26. sij

    Some old movies are like 90% smoking cigarettes, 5% offering a cigarette, 4% patriarchy and 1% plot

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    5. velj

    Pete Buttigieg is just Ted Cruz if at least one person loved him

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  10. 5. velj

    I got a 3 month supply of birth control should I:

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  11. 5. velj

    I have narrowed down my IG feed to the essentials: tattoos, motorcycles and cats.

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  12. 4. velj

    I've taken enough Sudafed today I would test positive for meth

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  13. 3. velj

    Ever see the sun come up and not be on cocaine?

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    3. velj

    Planters using the tag proves no one on their team has ever been on the internet before

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  15. 3. velj

    Like your only job is America...🤷‍♀️

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  16. 3. velj

    If my birth control came with a spoon I'd pour it into a bowl and eat it that way ... so yes I would like my prescription today

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    2. velj

    Naming your daughter Judith seems a little passive aggressive.

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  18. 2. velj

    Google maps is the DJ Khalid of GPS, One minute you're jamming out, the next is "Google maps, fucking up your song, we the worst!"

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  19. 1. velj

    What age were you when you found out family game night shouldn't be keno?

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  20. 1. velj

    When I see inspirational quotes and people being nice to eachother, I have to question if I'm actually on Twitter

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