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Monica G. Retweeted
Dear Media, Literally NOBODY cares that the incoming congresswoman swore. Nobody. Stop falling for FAKE outrage. These are people who elected a racist sexual predator.
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A bath, carpet cleaning, sheet change later, and it is a mommy and son cuddle party watching Sesame Street. My poor little love.






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I lay down and am at the precipice of sleep when I am awoken by a horrible gurgling noise in the monitor. 1yo was vomiting milk all over himself, his crib, and the floor about 15 minutes after midnight.
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So we looked it up and it is a 16 hour, 46 minute drive to Sacramento from here, but if we take the toll roads, 16 hours, 20 minutes. Haha. Toddlers are so funny!


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The Nuggets vs. Kings game happens to be on and 2yo now keeps saying, “Sacramento, wanna go?”, we repeat that question to her and she says, “Yeah, okay”. Lmao. She thinks it is hilarious. The things she picks up on.
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Monica G. Retweeted
I was told being a Mom means whispering WTF to yourself all day. I’m supposed to whisper that?!
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Just feeling yucky. Ew. Chicken noodle soup for lunch for sure.



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Then this morning, 1yo was making gurgling noises, I check on him and see a giant pile of milk vomit on the floor and he continued to puke on himself for a minute afterwards. We are all showered and watching The Lion King. My poor sick babies including this mama.
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Don’t why I express anything at all. Conceal, don’t feel. Great way to start a new year, with the same shit.
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Christmas and you are running out of ways to stuff the trash down, not to mention all the box trash from Christmas and a birthday!



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You know you’re an adult when you have been anxious all week awaiting the relief of the trash truck coming Wednesday because you missed the pickup the day after
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Monica G. Retweeted
Looked online for stay at home jobs for moms and most require awesome people skills to sell crap like essential oils or be a health coach... What about the nerdy, anxiety ridden moms who have no confidence?! Haha
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More birthday fun! Henry was dancing up a storm to Chuck E. Cheese’s birthday song lol. Kennedy’s dress lit up so cool in the fun house. Yummy pizza and cake… https://www.instagram.com/p/BsCZUtdBsbKmq22e0sCzdNJ_mO1vvtB9-1nAPs0/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=9eugrxud8993 …
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Kennedy turns 3 years old tomorrow! I can’t believe my baby is getting so big! She is a walking, talking, ball of sass! We took her to Chuck E. Cheese to… https://www.instagram.com/p/BsCYOqBBbL_20nqkRQzhjnrxFRQRauzo74a5kE0/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=bo0i0vnac4ze …
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2yo then pointed to the pantry and asked for “two more Cheerios”, about the equivalent of my bite. So I really just had to grab a tiny handful of Cheerios out of the box and put it into her bowl to replace the bite she forced me to take. Lmao.







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2yo wanted “Bee Cereal”(Honey Nut Cheerios) for bedtime snack, she then forced me to “try it” as she repeated over & over, I took a bite and then she tried to “take it” out of my mouth w/ her finger. I told her the bite was gone because it was so delicious.
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I just do not like the automatic assumption that my son will be welled up with rage and resentment towards me. I give him only love and support for his whole life. I would never shame him for anything. It’s quite a biased and fear tactic approach.
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