Justine Bronson

@justinebronson

I like good books, bad puns and badder tweets.

Miami, FL
Joined March 2009

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  1. Donald Trump is a mix of all of the terrible kids from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

  2. So all kids shows are made by people on mushrooms, right?

  3. Get you a man who can do both.

  4. 13 hour flight, no sleeping pills, full flight that is 60% children <10, and I'm in a MIDDLE seat. Travel gods, how have I offended thee??

  5. I have nothing in common with people who leave a bar before finishing their drink.

  6. Beetlejuice the movie > Beetlejuice the juice, imo

  7. Hey , do people use pomqa for edits? Is the writing cooperative still alive and well? Am I the most impatient person ever? Lol

  8. Just finished watching . And I loved every second of it. So so good.

  9. She truly is the world's greatest athlete

  10. LADIES: instead of telling dudes who are hitting on you that you have a boyfriend, better to say "I'd rather be alone forever than with you"

  11. True love means telling your loved one there's a cronut with your name on it waiting for you in a bag and if they eat it you will cut them.

  12. I am often very overwhelmed by all the books I haven't read yet.

  13. Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

  14. Riddle me this, how does my iPhone battery continue to die even when it's plugged in to charge? Are there iPhone antidepressants?

  15. I got this. -Hypochondriacs.

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