Justine Bronson

@justinebronson

I like good books, bad puns and badder tweets.

Miami, FL
medium.com/@justinebronson
Joined March 2009
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  2. Apr 2

    Donald Trump is a mix of all of the terrible kids from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

    309 retweets 495 likes
  3. Apr 4

    So all kids shows are made by people on mushrooms, right?

    3 likes
  4. Apr 2

    Get you a man who can do both.

    7:29 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
    2,254 retweets 2,701 likes
  5. Apr 4

    Jet Lag day 2 - 4:30am

    1:36 AM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
  6. Apr 1

    13 hour flight, no sleeping pills, full flight that is 60% children <10, and I'm in a MIDDLE seat. Travel gods, how have I offended thee??

  7. Mar 26

    I have nothing in common with people who leave a bar before finishing their drink.

    281 retweets 439 likes
  10. Mar 26

    Beetlejuice the movie > Beetlejuice the juice, imo

    8 retweets 26 likes
  11. Mar 26

    Hey , do people use pomqa for edits? Is the writing cooperative still alive and well? Am I the most impatient person ever? Lol

  12. Mar 26

    Just finished watching . And I loved every second of it. So so good.

  13. Mar 22

    She truly is the world's greatest athlete

    5:56 AM - 22 Mar 2016 · Details
    37,300 retweets 44,537 likes
  14. Mar 25

    LADIES: instead of telling dudes who are hitting on you that you have a boyfriend, better to say "I'd rather be alone forever than with you"

    259 retweets 841 likes
  15. Mar 25

    True love means telling your loved one there's a cronut with your name on it waiting for you in a bag and if they eat it you will cut them.

    12 retweets 103 likes
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  17. Mar 23

    I am often very overwhelmed by all the books I haven't read yet.

    30 retweets 62 likes
  18. Mar 22

    Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

    9,318 retweets 13,587 likes
  19. Mar 23

    Riddle me this, how does my iPhone battery continue to die even when it's plugged in to charge? Are there iPhone antidepressants?

    1 like
  20. Jan 15

    I got this. -Hypochondriacs.

    412 retweets 647 likes

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