Please for the love of all that's holy never ever use the word "strokes" in proximity to the words "Trump's dick" ever ever ever again kthxbye
Here’s what’ll happen after Trump’s dick pic comes out: 1. Charlie Kirk argues small dicks are actually the best kind of dicks 2. Fox News says Hillary’s never shown a picture of her vagina what is she hiding 3. NYT interviews man in a rural diner who loves Trump even MORE now
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biggest prop bet -- does the carpet match the drapes?
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That color doesn’t exist in nature so I’m gonna say no
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Don't forget when the sex tape drops, 4. Ben Ferguson, CNN - "See, Trump really isn't aggressively grabbing the P*ssy"
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5. He respects women so much he didn't even ask that woman to leave the bed when she needed to urinate.
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This is clever.
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nothing wrong with no. 1
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Sounds kind of juvenile but LOL
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Can’t wait for the hot takes on shower vs. grower and how because he doesn’t manscape (you know it’s just unbridled pubic hair) he’s more of a man’s man
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You just had to go there
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