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    Justin Halpern‏Verified account @justin_halpern 19 Jan 2018

    The sex stuff in the Trump-Stormy Daniels interview is bizarre but I think this is by far the weirdest thing in the whole transcript:pic.twitter.com/MhWGyaDctX

    7:42 AM - 19 Jan 2018
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    • Joanna Lu 🇭🇹Cloddy 🇭🇹 takeitandgo “jmike” Ace7 JuneYourTech (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇪🇪🇺 Nintend_ duh LAME ney Sean Gibson
    847 replies 4,095 retweets 13,494 likes
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      2. insomnicat‏ @sukatra 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern

        Almost as good as the gorilla channel. Almost.

        3 replies 4 retweets 268 likes
      3. Justin Halpern‏Verified account @justin_halpern 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @sukatra

        The gorilla channel is a master work that deserves a spot in the Louv’re. This is just a painting in a holiday inn

        4 replies 5 retweets 249 likes
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      2. Simp Simpman‏ @DCCrackhead 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern

        Wait are you doing a @pixelatedboat

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Jeremy O'Kelley‏ @JeremyOkelley 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @DCCrackhead @justin_halpern @pixelatedboat

        I guess that depends on if he gets mad because he wanted us to laugh at Stormy Daniels instead of Trump.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mike Kania‏ @zempf 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern

        So many people are going to gorilla channel this.

        0 replies 1 retweet 56 likes
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      1. Eric Brall‏ @EBrall 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern @drewmagary

        @lisasaurstomp leaving this here...

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      2. Michael Ferrara‏ @michaelgferrara 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern

        Would you rather eat 100 pepperoni sized pizzas or one pizza sized pepperoni?

        3 replies 0 retweets 73 likes
      3. oh-K‏ @IBroughtTheComb 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @michaelgferrara @justin_halpern

        100 pepperoni sized pizzas so I can share them with mini Ditka.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Chuck‏ @ivychat 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern @Darth_Stout

        I read that and I'm hearing, "We goin' Sizzler!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. RantyPUNzel‏ @RandilynIsIn 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @justin_halpern

        It is a thing. Popularized in Russia (just kidding about that part)pic.twitter.com/3B1NtOYtEU

        9 replies 15 retweets 201 likes
      3. RantyPUNzel‏ @RandilynIsIn 19 Jan 2018
        Replying to @RandilynIsIn @justin_halpern

        ok, I'm the goat.

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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