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PhD in uber pwnage
AustraliaBorn July 10Joined November 2019
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Dune 2? I’d rather be Dune 2 others as I would have them do unto me
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one time i was so desperate i bought pheremones off amazon! turns out Australia is just racist
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every single line in this is pure dogshit
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damn mgk just dissed jack harlow over the jay-z and eminem renegade beat it’s boiling 
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thats it. Blocking this tweet
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I know, when you first met she said she "doesn't talk to anyone" and jokingly called herself an "incel" but what's important is that you two are happy
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falling to my knees rn
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so major when a bitch has a bob. like you don’t give a fuck……walking around with that fuck ass bob. somebody could call you edna mode right now & you don’t even care bitch. youre everything
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working sundays rocks because i can sit in a disassociated state for 2 hours and nobody knows
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uh oh! All my days are blending together again and im feeling an impending sense of dread!
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sometimes i see men with extremely long femurs and i think about how easy it would be for them to break
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some of US lost our most valuable years (hot mid 20s)
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>be me
>7th grade
>Learn you're getting 2 weeks off from school cause of some bat cold or something
>Fuck yeah
>Say bye to your best friend
>3 fucking years twitter.com/PopBase/status…
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Suffering my way through "Tár" after three different dudes on Grindr recommended it
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The US can't make fun of anyone because they're not funny
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Friendly Reminder:
Countries The United States is allowed to make fun of:
England
Countries England is allowed to make fun of:
Literally none of them
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the banana taped to a wall was genius actually but nobody appreciates my mouldy cinnamon scroll in the studio
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that second one looks like dog shit
- i have a fine art degree
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“taylor swift is dating matty hea-“
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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Osama Bin Laden gazing out the window of the Ozymandias penthouse, wondering how he can save America from itself
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At some point over the last few years we finally purged the lingering influence of 9/11 from culture, and are resuming the derailed cultural trajectory we where on in the summer of 2001
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Shaq previews new song "Thotties Hit The Floor" on TikTok, samples Drowning Pool (2023)
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todays's worst thread to read on here
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Do men actually care about women being skinny, or is just something right wing homosexuals say on here?
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Can anyone who speaks German translate what this says?
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i wish people would send me money and get photos of me being happy in return like they do with those 'adopting an orangutan in borneo' charities
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