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Nov 8, 2020

This little lady came into my life several years ago and this photo represents the actual moment she realised she could walk all over me for the rest of time. She was awarded the title ‘Nyx - Queen of the Night’ but seven years later still only responds to ‘BabyCat’.

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I don’t really follow tennis but why are people calling Serena Williams a goat? Sounds offensive. Am I missing something? - Confused old bastard #Tennis #Goat

“We’ll find you, we’ll track you down and you will have to repay those debts and you may end up in prison” This should be the motto of the new federal ICAC. #federalICAC #Auspol #scottyministerforeverything

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Dad showing the world how to balance a beer on your head circa 1960 (in the clinic in which he was a doctor). This was his idea of work/life balance.

… It was the most honest send off I can remember & I loved my dad’s mate for his honesty. My dad was a flawed human but I learnt to forgive him as I grew older. 2/2

On Father’s Day I remember my dad’s bestie giving his eulogy. “I’d like to say David was a saint … but we all know he wasn’t” He then proceeded to say a nice thing about him, then listed one of his faults and thus went for the entire eulogy. 1/2

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Welcome Swallow zooming around the gardens of the NSW government house. Hard to photograph because the little beggars move so fast. #birdphotography

Sep 3

The current Brash Pride, left, Maude the Vindictive & right, BabyCat (aka Chairman Meow) sharing a brief moment of peace. #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday

Sep 2

Dan Tehan giving a critique on a summit he didn’t attend. Apparently he hasn’t heard the details. #Afternoonbriefing

Sep 2

Greg Jennet on #Afternoonbriefing just said “biggest tool in the shed”. He may have been talking about Dutton but I’m not sure, I wasn’t listening closely.

Sep 2

“Roar!” #Caturday #CatsofTwittter

Throwback to a few years ago. Double Tabby in the afternoon sun on the first day of the Australian spring. Harry the Magnificat (left) & Chairman Meow (right). #CatsofTwittter #tabby

At my local for a pool comp (I don’t play, rotator-cuff injury) & my mate just won the comp. I’ve only just worked out, it’s not good to pair Fireball shots with honey soy chicken chips. Disgusting. #publife

I’m stunned it takes so long for the British to get rid of a prime minister. In Australia, when a PM reaches his/her ‘use by date’ out come the machetes and we cut them down and have the next one installed by the end of the day. #BorisHasFailedBritain #UK

Daddy’s Day coming up and to celebrate, here’s a dad joke: As men age, they start to lose their senses ... the first to go is their sense of decency. #FathersDay #dadjokes

Apparently the premier wants to drop rail safety commitments … that inspires me with confidence. In other news , the SMH has worked out the premier is at war with the unions. #NSWpol #raildispute

$700,000 per year to keep a young person in youth detention in NSW. Imagine if that kind of money was spent on supporting families and crime diversion programs to keep kids out of detention. Indigenous kids are heavily over-represented in youth detention. #NTIVnews

Australia doesn’t have a free press. It’s largely controlled by the hard right #thedrum

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I remember speaking to a Russian about their recent leadership and his opinion was “Gorbachev was a traitor, Yeltsin was a drunk & an international embarrassment and Putin is the strongman restoring Russia’s international standing. I chose not to tell him my opinion. #TheDrum

Send your thirteen year olds off to pick fruit & vegetables and the farmer will pay them in fruit & veg. Works well for the vegetarian family. #JobsSummit

This chonk is a neighbourhood cat that lives with a similar grey & white cat down the road from me. They may live with a human can opener but I only say hi to the cats. #CatsofTwittter

Aug 30

She wasn’t just hiding a secret relationship. Gladys was corrupt. Good riddance. #TheDrum

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Aug 30

Ok, which wag of a stylist has been polishing Boofhead’s head? #ABCNews #auspol

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This little one is so talkative I refer to her as my own little communist dictator … meet Chairman Meow. #CatsOfTwitter

Is David Elliot trying for biggest fool in NSW politics? #nswpol

I’ve retired now but this was the cover page of the last incarnation of my CV. I felt a ‘ridiculous moustache’ was a selling point at the time. #Hospitality

A little murder in the park … crows in Sydney’s Hyde Park up to no good. #birdphotography

*talking up

Little Georgie Brandis taking up the boofhead today in Costello’s Sydney Morning Pamphlet is truely next level. #brandis #boofhead #auspol

I hope Queen Elizabeth the second doesn’t die tonight. Can’t have another Royal departure interrupting a new episode of Vera on #ABCtv #Vera

Aug 27

Waiting for dinner #Caturday

Aug 27

#insiders has announced ‘unfortunately’ [one of Australia’s worst journalists] Phil Coorey can’t be on this Sunday’s panel & will be replaced by

@Raf_Epstein

instead. Viewers rejoice “we might even watch this week” PS: viewers still have to put up with the smugness of PvO.

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Aug 27

“I really must dash” ... an eastern moorhen takes off on the duck pond, Royal Botanic Gardens, Sydney #rbg #birdphotography

Aug 26

It’s cold & wet in Sydney tonight and the BabyCat is looking for a little human arterial blood warmth. #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter