Martha Kalman 

@jurzynski

📝about business things & funny things. SVP Social & Digital Marketing➡️Edelman. Love & , proud wife of . Thoughts are mine.

San Francisco, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 11

    Happy from this creeper.

    9 replies 37 retweets 233 likes
  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Muslim man who stockpiled weapons & bomb material freed on bond. Just kidding it was a white neo-Nazi named Brandon.

    189 replies 3,873 retweets 6,306 likes
  3. 1 hour ago

    Not all heroes wear capes.

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  4. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    To be fair, they didn't roll them all into one and then elect that abomination leader of the free world.

    Folks, the Brits have Elmo, Boss Hogg, and Trash Can Darth Vader as candidates. They never get to make fun of our elections again.
    5 replies 95 retweets 264 likes
  5. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Let's put this more clearly: Trump's DOJ, under Attorney General Jeff Sessions, is attempting to legalize corruption.

    Foreign payments to President Trump’s businesses are legally permitted, the Justice Department argues
    30 replies 519 retweets 848 likes
  6. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Truly bizarre argument from GOP governor, given that his party's plan is projected to nearly double uninsured from 28M now to 51M by then.

    Obamacare is collapsing. If nothing changes, 28 million Americans will lack insurance by 2026 under Obamacare (according to CBO)
    60 replies 1,041 retweets 1,443 likes
  7. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    The permit for this mine was issued in 2013.

    First New Coal Mine of Trump Era Opens in Pennsylvania
    24 replies 320 retweets 452 likes
  8. Retweeted
    11 hours ago
    Replying to

    This guy is the main speaker at the anti-Sharia March in NYC. He's going to talk about how Sharia Law oppresses women. 😑

    1,137 replies 13,556 retweets 19,436 likes
  9. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    "I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!” ~

    NEW Photos: Ivanka, Don & Eric Trump doing business in Russia-looking at real estate. Uncovered by
    91 replies 1,125 retweets 1,473 likes
  10. 19 hours ago

    Yes. Please.

    First teaser for upcoming HBO drama on porn industry starring James Franco
    1 reply
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Capitalism: when hundreds of elderly people play hunger games so they can have a roof over their heads

    0:37
    Hundreds of senior citizens stood in line in Oakland today for a shot at a waiting list for subsidized housing.
    54 replies 3,141 retweets 3,718 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Can we have Obama back? Please?

    2,064 replies 16,287 retweets 64,341 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Like sports day, but in North Korea.

    Video: Children's Day
    More on aljazeera.com
    28 replies 480 retweets 322 likes
  14. Jun 9

    NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

    Woman finds live spider in her ear after complaining of a headache
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Why is Kushner omitting a secret meeting with a Russian official from his security clearance form not a bigger deal? It's a possible felony!

    893 replies 7,040 retweets 20,226 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    so my brother lost his recorder and the teacher still made him perform...

    539 replies 65,338 retweets 165,242 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Worst high 5 of all time...?

    3,184 replies 84,211 retweets 144,541 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Twitter, you da best

    This teen actually used a senior quote T-Pain gave him and T-Pain is very amused
    21 retweets 65 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    BREAKING: Senator Reed of the Senate Intel Committee says Trump *will* be deposed, *under oath*, by Special Counsel Mueller at some point.

    792 replies 6,552 retweets 13,189 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    When you call a Senate office, ask to speak to the relevant Health Legislative Assistant. Hey look, a list of staffer names! 18/

    191 replies 11,987 retweets 11,077 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Take a minute to listen to this. An amazing, and not in a good way, peek into the mental state of the then-incoming president.

    2:18
    Quite the story from Nancy Pelosi about her first meeting with Trump—and his insistence that he won the popular vote. (via )
    290 replies 3,910 retweets 6,752 likes

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