Jeff Uphoff

@juphoff

Datera OS engineer. Linuxer since ‘93. Ex-NRAO, Transmeta, . Two-service vet. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Grenache is my favorite vegetable.

Roanoke, VA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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    Remember, next time you’re called for jury duty, you should tell the judge you’re gonna: • be absent for arguments • publicly disparage the prosecuting attorney • have cosy chats with the defendant about strategy • pre-announce your verdict • refuse to hear evidence

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    31. sij

    Feels like a fair number of Americans would be fine with Chinese or Russian rule as long as there was beer, porn, snacks, and sports channels - and if they felt their new overlords were not looking down on them for trading liberty for beer, porn, snacks, and sports channels.

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  4. 31. sij

    "Arguing with trolls burns time and stomach lining." What a great quote.

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    31. sij

    Lamar Alexander is classic example of politician who has a great future behind him.

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    29. sij
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    Live every week like it’s Infrastructure Week

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    28. sij

    It was a complete fantasy that suddenly everyone could afford a private driver, servants fetching food, and assistants running errands without workers being exploited AND simultaneously creating multi-billion dollar gig-app companies. Complete fucking fantasy.

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  8. 27. sij

    I'm halfway through cooking a new recipe and find I'm missing an ingredient. Question for the pros out there: is catnip an acceptable substitute for parsley?

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  9. 26. sij

    We VFW types are notorious pantywaist snowflakes....

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    25. sij

    This doesn't read like a rant to me. It reads like deeply considered risk management based on real-life threat modelling. Turns out, that's hard.

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  11. 25. sij

    Great general commentary on the music business from of Camper Van Beethoven & Cracker—much can be learned by following. (My son went to middle school and was friends with David’s son; they’re good people!)

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  12. 24. sij

    My great-great grandfather, Olivier (Levi) Brisson, had 43 children. Through him, I'm cousins with Annie Proulx, author of "Brokeback Mountain" and "The Shipping News," who also wrote of him. Levi is a bit of a historical curiosity:

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  13. 24. sij

    Changed my hair part today for the first time since 1985. Because something something punch line.

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  14. 22. sij

    As someone who’s lived in New Mexico and Virginia, I happen to think he nails both of them.

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    21. sij

    "Gosh, I hope a lot of people get sick so the media will stop paying attention to this trial."

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  16. 20. sij

    I wonder if this Road Warrior guy is gracing Richmond with his dental hygiene today....

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    20. sij

    This is one of the better examples of how he actually spoke. You get the language of the pulpit but also the coolness of the pastor in the front room, the teacher and politician. It is what used to be called rhetoric.

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  18. 19. sij

    Vonnegut be damned; I like semicolons. (Don’t ; me.)

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  19. 18. sij
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    18. sij

    Sure, laugh at the Space Force and their forest camouflage. But did you consider that they'll never go into Space, and so this is the best way to hide from ridicule here on Earth? No, you were only thinking about yourself.

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