Why do I feel as if Jimmy Buffet needs to write a song about this...
I’m in a minimart by a beach and a guy walks in, no shoes, no shirt, but a mask and I have a new American hero.
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Ha! Perfect! Or Kenny Chesney.
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no shirt, no shoes, no service, unless you are wearing mask then it's all good.
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Pants or swim suit?
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Signs in Durango, CO amended like that in May
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No shoes, yes mask — yes service!
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I'm a total trainwreck when I wear my mask into a store. Can't fully see below it, can't lick my finger (I know, unsanitary under normal circumstances) to get the plastic bags unstuck, all of which makes self-checkout a disaster. But no matter! I will
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Keep one of the cart wipes with you. It wets your finger to help get those darn bags open.
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