Julie KlausnerVerified account

@julieklausner that's like how i just discovered a friend of mine has a PO Box for an address

@julieklausner cookie monster!

@julieklausner Then he's Tim Tebow.

@julieklausner Not a Jew.

@julieklausner Then you calmly, cooly, SET HIM ON FIRE.

@julieklausner I used to work at a restaurant where a guy would order a glass of milk and a pint of beer AT THE SAME TIME. Awful.

@julieklausner I drank a half gallon of milk yesterday. Guess I should have checked your sock situaish before I knocked em off.

@julieklausner man child

@julieklausner i mean... the MUCUS alone!

@julieklausner maybe he likes strong bones

@julieklausner Did he burp really loud and low afterward?

@julieklausner at once and through a straw and then you have a real problem

@julieklausner AND WHAT IF AFTER IT, HE PURRED!

@julieklausner oh the humanity!

@julieklausner solo glass of milk or with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I'm not confirming my husband has done this.

@julieklausner as a father to a 3-year-old, I have drunk more milk in the last 3 years than the previous 39 put together. WHO AM I??

@julieklausner My fully grown adult boyfriend does this. I have to leave the room. Completely gross and wrong

@julieklausner Chocolate or plain?

@julieklausner Show him off to your friends, enjoy a season of love, but dump him before they dig up his yard.