If this goes viral, I’m ok with this being my legacy and one true contribution to the world
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oKAY since this is popping off, please don't follow me i'm never this funny and will only disappoint you
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I joked to my office that I’d buy everyone shots tonight if it started appearing as K instead of numbers so y’all need to STOP please I am poor
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going to slide this in here, send me money so I can quit my job and never send an email again. Cheers, Juliahttps://ko-fi.com/juliaburnham
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also I don’t have a SoundCloud to drop, but if you’re in Vancouver, I’m very single and my DMs are open
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I have been instructed that if this reaches 10k, I’m responsible for buying bottle service this weekend for my office help
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Your business card still hangs in the office!! What a small world
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I can only assume you yourself are lawful evil due to the uniformity of punctuation in this chart
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I feel SEEN but also in all honesty, I am a neutral good aspiring to be a lawful good
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