Julia Onken

@juliaonken

I go to tech parties for the gender ratios and stay for the open bars. Using Snapchat filters to punch above my weight. Doing things at , past

California/London
Joined August 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 24
  2. Jun 5

    Can a girl just get home?! driver sneakily gets my friends number.

  3. Retweeted
    May 25

    Through faith, love, and resolve the character of the people of Manchester has shown itself. Our thoughts & prayers are with you.

  4. Retweeted
    May 24

    Actually blaming the way a woman dresses for the death of 22 people including children, fuck the Daily Mail man

  5. May 22

    LOOK AT MY CUTE DOG

  6. May 22

    does anyone have the hookup on a large SF property that could sleep >12 people for 4 nights in July? ideally could fit 20.

  7. May 21

    Legit just said "happy birthday to me" to people instead of "you made my birthday so happy!" And I'm so embarrassed

  8. Retweeted
    May 19

    I thought I understood racism and mass incarceration. But nothing prepared me for what I saw in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. (1/x)

  9. Retweeted
    May 18

    This is the program that forgives student loans to people who become public school teachers. That's who DeVos wants to screw over. Teachers.

  10. May 17
  11. May 10

    british people always write that they 'thoroughly enjoyed' previous jobs on their resumes/CVs. what is it about that phrase?!

  12. Retweeted
    May 9

    👏IN👏DE👏PEN👏DENT 👏IN👏VES👏TI👏GA👏TION

  13. May 7

    Going to the MTV movie awards and mum tells the rest of the fam I'm up for an award 😂 only a mother could assume such a thing

  14. Retweeted
    May 5

    It looks like Instagram is prompting people to create Finstas

  15. May 4

    UPDATE the opposite of a finsta is a rinsta

  16. Retweeted
    May 1

    Fortune favors the bold.... and those who use 👀

  17. Retweeted
    May 1

    Hey guys... it's May.

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    HUCKABEE: I'm hip too, kids. I make happenin' jokes. I know about your Frye Fest, your Coochella, Lillapadoozi, Bananaroo 😎😎

  19. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    I need more weekend, can I get an extension?

  20. Apr 25

    my puppy thinks the suede memory foam plush dog bed I got him is the bathroom

  21. Apr 25

    Dreaming about one day walking down 4th in non-single file and being free from construction

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