Kurt Vortigaunt

@juanopenings

Writer for the Internet microblogging site Podcast: Sketch comedy:

Anytown, USA
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Joined February 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 7

    Don't worry about ISIS. Nobody intends more harm to the well-being of Americans than the .

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    1 hour ago

    In creating a haven for artists, Ghost Ship operators built a deathtrap, prosecutors allege

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    1 hour ago

    Analysis | Infrastructure was Trump’s shot at a bipartisan deal, he left Democrats waiting by the phone

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Maybe I'm crazy, but I prefer a who strives to be calm & reasonable when "attacked", not one who fills his adult diaper in tantrums.

    Rep. Collins says it was London Mayor Sadiq Khan, not Trump, who sparked the feud between the two leaders
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    4 hours ago

    Trump attempting to protect US from perceived enemies when when white supremacist are the Trojan Horse in our midst.

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    20 hours ago

    Some idiot: "Socialism will never work due to human nature" Oscar Wilde: "you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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    16 hours ago

    "capitalism is very efficient"

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    18 hours ago
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    Our Whitehouse LIES so badly, I'm waiting for them to say Trumps Chocolate Cake is Fat-Free because he doesn't pay for the fat that's in it.

    27 replies 182 retweets 501 likes
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    22 hours ago

    The WORST President in the history of the USA. He also qualifies as the dumbest, least qualified and most mentally unstable.

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    17 hours ago
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    3 hours ago

    A "constitutionalist Sharia Law stopper" that wants Americans to die

    Replying to @mikd33 @realDonaldTrump
    Good lord another idiot in America I hope when the Dems start euthanasia the idiots in America are high on the list your Sen is 1 big idiot
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    3 hours ago

    Top-ranking diplomat at U.S. Embassy in Beijing resigns over climate change decision.

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  14. 3 hours ago

    Somewhere in Hell, Nixon is being tortured by demons. But if he wasn't so preoccupied, he'd say "Phew! I'm no longer the worst ever."

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    Jun 4

    I forgot Ariana Grande and her child fan base were supposed to be forming UK foreign policy

    I get the "come together, stand strong" approach but am not clear what plan anyone has to stop this happening again
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    4 hours ago
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    12 hours ago

    Giving Tree

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    22 hours ago

    People I talk to nowadays, black and white alike, feel like they're living through a national psychotic break, and they're exhausted by it.

    My Latest. White government official in Flint resigns after being recorded calling Black residents "niggers."
    1,067 replies 6,347 retweets 17,592 likes
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    Jun 5

    To recap, : -confirmed the ban is a BAN -noted Muslim ban 2.0 is a "watered down, politically correct version" of original

    657 replies 9,546 retweets 19,085 likes
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    13 hours ago

    "No, the president isn't a fucking moron, he's gifted. His job just isn't challenging him enough." - Kellyanne in, like, two seconds

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    Jun 5

    photoshopped barron's head onto kathy griffin's body and now the poor kid thinks he beheaded his own father. what a mess

    26 replies 1,777 retweets 8,571 likes

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