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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
how should i begin this? i'm just so offended |
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Philadelphia, PABorn March 21Joined May 2009
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
he’s LeBron James son, he doesn’t have to worry about any of that
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Cool Che
@elelcoolche
Replying to @jtylerconway
At OSU he would be a star, possible legend, NIL deals astronomical and playing in a sold out modern arena. At USC, he’s just a basketball player in LA playing third fiddle to the Lakers and Clippers, respectively.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
on one hand, you have Columbus, Ohio on the other, you have Los Angeles, California
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Sir Yacht
@SirYacht_
Ohio State had 18 years to prepare and get Bronny and they fumbled so hard smh twitter.com/espn/status/16…
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
seems like a good idea to continue doing this totally worthwhile and not at all stupid sport
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AP Sports
@AP_Sports
Another horse has died at Churchill Downs. The 3-year-old Chloe's Dream suffered a knee injury Saturday in a race ahead of the Kentucky Derby and was euthanized, a trainer confirmed to the @AP. Six horses have now died leading up to the race. apne.ws/2bnJGtY
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
big day for things society should have moved on from decades ago but still exist for some reason (English monarchy and horse racing)
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
I’m 32 and the only reason I know who Howard Stern is bc I watched E at 2am in the mid-2000s how tf is someone born in 2000 gonna know you Howie
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NBACentral
@TheNBACentral
Howard Stern says black NBA players ignores him at Knicks games “The Black players won’t come over and say hello to me, but they go over to Spike Lee. I grew up in a Black neighborhood, you know what I mean? I mean they should know that. But I get ignored.” (h/t @RTNBA )
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
they should leave him wide open to prove they’re not scared that seems like a sound strategy
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NBACentral
@TheNBACentral
Brian Windhorst says Lakers double-teamed Stephen Curry because they’re ‘afraid’ of him: lakersdaily.com/brian-windhors
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
do you people ever tell the truth about anything lmao
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
I'm not sure if most people fully appreciate the significance of this Bud Light stuff. We made an iconic American brand toxic, virtually overnight, because it endorsed gender ideology. This is a pivotal moment. A map to follow going forward.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
the funniest tweets are always the ones that don’t even realize they’re funny
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Eric Metaxas
@ericmetaxas
Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
this series truly bringing out the dumbest of dumb
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@clarkkent415
No lie, league ratings and popularity were dead 2003-2013. Bron’s reign in Miami was boring. Them same one arm dunks brought no grandmas to the television set. Steph brought the entertainment back.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
Americans should never criticize another country for gun violence, British people should never criticize another country’s food sorry these are just the horrors of our respective countries we must accept
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Sophie Thompson
@sophxthompson
We’re not taking slander from a nation that thinks Chipotle is Mexican and Olive Garden is Italian twitter.com/daxdives/statu…
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
this woman’s vote counts the same as mine I hate it here
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Jacqui Deevoy
@JacquiDeevoy1
I’m just telling a person in their 20s that the sun used to be yellow when I was a child and he’s laughing. The last time he saw a yellow sun was on Teletubbies. Here’s the sun right now. White and a weird shape. How’s it looking where you are?
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Our sun is a celestial body that emits many forms of radiation, including electromagnetic radiation we see as the visible light spectrum. Put simply, in space the sun is white. Our atmosphere scatters this light, often emphasizing lower wavelength colors, like red. wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/mob… sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/…
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
Embiid out there with his knee wrapped up like Stone Cold Steve Austin and moving like Yokozuna down 18 points, let that man rest
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
posting this and then not accompanying it with a clip is breaking the rules of the internet
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‘Prison’ Prank Stallone
@theCJS
Okay so let’s say someone has Tucker Carlson’s cell number, and also Alex Jones’ cell phone number, and also an AI Tucker Carlson voice. They could IN THEORY call Alex Jones and pretend to be Tucker, and have a full conversation with him. Anyways I just did that.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
Jordan Poole, Dillon Brooks, D’Angelo Russell, Tyler Herro the “who the fuck does this guy think he is” NBA Mount Rushmore (current)
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
Ja was flashing guns in the club, beating up teenagers and got into an altercation with a shoe store employee and the Grizzlies welcomed him back Dillon Brooks was just really annoying and they told him to gtfo lmao lesson: you can never be more annoying than you are talented
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Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania
The Memphis Grizzlies have informed pending free agent Dillon Brooks that he will not be brought back under any circumstances, league sources say. Full story and details at @TheAthletic: theathletic.com/4481287/2023/0
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
implications of this writer's strike is gonna be even worse than the last. in 2007, it was just TV. now all these companies have invested billions in streaming services and almost none of them actually make money rn. now they're not gonna be getting content. they are FUCKED
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
i'll never begrudge KD for going to the Warriors but that man really ruined LeBron vs. Steph being a Magic-Bird level rivalry. was like bringing in an unwanted famous guest star to a beloved show. Will Ferrell on The Office of basketball transactions.
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
you can sell me on docs on serial killers but fictional portrayals i'm not with there's a difference between antihero TV shows built on fictional grounds and glorification of genuinely awful people
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Roosh
@RooshWilliams
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I find the portrayals interesting
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Tyler Conway
@jtylerconway
the continued glorification of fundamentally insane people seems like a good idea
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Following Dahmer, Season 2 of Ryan Murphy’s ‘Monster’ will focus on the story of Lyle and Erik Menendez, two brothers who murdered their parents.
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