Jason Terhorst

@jterhorst

Sometimes I let the cat tweet for me.

Illinois
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Joined March 2007
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  1. 7 hours ago

    TrumpTV show idea. "Rigged" - Donald Trump fails at things and blames everybody but himself.

    4,801 retweets 13,416 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    fuck, for my entire career I've thought I was shitty at time management because of the last point here ()

    211 retweets 312 likes
  3. Oct 16

    Because democracy is best defended by imprisoning those with whom we disagree. Good morning.

    598 retweets 456 likes
  4. 18 hours ago

    Get into the mood for Halloween with the awesome podcast Lore.

  5. Oct 15

    The GIF that keeps on giving...

    6,354 retweets 10,627 likes
  6. Oct 15

    This is one of the signs going up at check-in & around U.S. airports today, re Samsung ban on aircraft. (photo via friend)

    33 retweets 25 likes
  7. Oct 16 Haight Ashbury, San Francisco

    [gets 45 minutes into the NPR Politics podcast] I’m so glad they’re not going to talk about Ken Bone [30 seconds later] oh for fucks sake

    1 retweet 17 likes
  8. Oct 16

    Smashed the goals today

  9. Oct 16

    Trump ran for President to stop people from laughing at him, and by Election Day more people will be laughing at him than ever before

    607 retweets 3,173 likes
  10. Oct 16

    My 10yo: Remember when Can West was mean to Taylor Swift? Me: You mean Kanye? My 10yo: Sure, whatever.

    15 retweets 164 likes
  11. Oct 16

    17 retweets 36 likes
  12. Oct 14

    When you get rear ended, the guy doesn't pull over and takes off, but his license plate gets imprinted on my car... Thought ya were slick

    92,734 retweets 304,945 likes
  13. Oct 16 Pekin, IL

    That weird feeling when SNL doesn’t need to add much to political events to make them hilarious

    1 retweet
  14. Oct 16

    "Our top stories tonight, a tremendous EXPLOSION...in the price of lumber. President Reagan DIES...his hair."

    848 retweets 2,257 likes
  15. Oct 15

    Proof that my awkwardness comes from the Dutch side of my family

  16. Oct 15

    The press always got booed at Trump rallies. But now the aggression is menacing.

    1,143 retweets 944 likes
  17. Oct 15 Monterey-Salinas CA

    Who are the terrorists now?

    12 retweets 10 likes
  18. Oct 15

    Little known fact: Posting pictures of your completed election ballot is illegal in most states. (Voter coercion laws.)

    14 retweets 17 likes
  19. Oct 15

    Apple detects if your iPhone 7 home button is broken and puts a fake one on the bottom of the screen. Crazy.

    1,496 retweets 1,425 likes

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