If you have a toddler and that toddler doesn’t have a cape, you’re missing out on something special.
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Replying to @jstanchak
If the toddler also has a Jewish grandmother, you’ll also get “Oh my G-d. She’s going to choke. Oy. Careful with things around his neck. Don’t let my grandchild die.”
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Replying to @staceyviera
I would have so little patience for that. I barely put up with suggestions that are actually helpful.
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Replying to @jstanchak
Hahahahaha. Can I forward my mom’s calls to you? I would pay. It could be a good business...
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Replying to @staceyviera
You can try the time-tested Stanchak method: Repeat, on a loop, “So what?” “I don’t care.” and “You can’t make me.” until they get frustrated and go away.
1:59 PM - 25 Nov 2017
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