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@jshbck

flmmkr // For never was a story of more woe, than this tweeter and his bio.

Los Angeles
Geregistreerd in maart 2009
Geboren op 18 december

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    19 mrt. 2014

    While strung around his neck before, His beads now lay upon the floor, And glowsticks glow inside a drawer. Quoth the raver, "Nevermore."

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  2. 28 jun.

    I’m in Portland who wants to get married

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  3. 27 jun.

    ~= No Regrets =~ (except the time I ate that grilled cheese sandwich that was left out in a preschool classroom and got food poisoning I regret that sandwich a little bit)

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  4. 24 jun.

    If we're both still single at 40 do you wanna marry a couple of robots?

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    16 jun.

    oh you’re a film student? name ONE coca cola regal short film you’ve directed

    Deze collectie tonen
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    15 jun.

    [driving to occult ceremony] “I’m just gonna have one sacred elixir” [2 hours later] [floating in midair chugging straight from the ram’s skull] BEQUEATH ME ANOTHER

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  7. 13 jun.

    Only one California? Get out of here with that garbage. Three Californias? NOT ENOUGH CALIFORNIAS. Every resident gets his or her own California.

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  8. 12 jun.

    The Truth, The Life, The Hathaway Anne 14:6

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  9. 11 jun.

    To the person who stole my credit card number and only spent $12 at Walmart and $1.75 at Taco Bell: I hope things get better for you.

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    6 jun.

    If you die in real life, you also die in any video game you may be playing at the time of your death

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  11. 5 jun.

    Alex is doing amazing things, and also I was the ghost!

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    24 mei

    I just ate my emotional support croissant. :(

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  13. 15 mei

    I really just want my cat to admit she's wrong sometimes.

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  14. 5 mei

    Living my best life.

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  15. 5 mei

    It was at the airport of all places. I remember peeling back the wrapper of my sausage biscuit and hearing the final boarding announcement over the loudspeaker, and that’s when I knew; that’s when I realized I was not too hot to trot.

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    1 mei

    The height of our atmosphere is only 62 miles if you drive your car straight up you can escape this crap planet in less than an hour

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  17. 26 apr.

    Really hope Taylor finds that contact lens

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  18. 25 apr.

    Height: ◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◽◽ Looks: ◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◽◽◽ Social Skills: ◾◾◾◽◽◽◽◽◽◽ Neurosis: ◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◽ Autism: ◾◽◽◽◽◽◽◽◽◽ umm hey I think I fucked up, can I start a new character?

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  19. 24 apr.

    Mentally preparing for the onslaught of IT'S GONNA BE MAY memes.

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  20. 23 apr.

    I only have two types: People who look like vampires, and people who look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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