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    1. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017

      Jan Schaumann Retweeted National Geographic

      Your timeline probably could use some more moose, so here you go.https://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/820042763659948032 …

      Jan Schaumann added,

      0:40
      National GeographicVerified account @NatGeo
      To a moose, your car is just one big salty popsicle pic.twitter.com/L2crB5KUUU
      5 replies 137 retweets 230 likes
    2. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      A full grown moose's antlers can weigh about 40 pounds. They shed and regrow them every year.

      2 replies 23 retweets 54 likes
    3. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      The velvet on the growing antlers is vascularized, so moose can bleed from their antlers. Which makes them look pretty fucking hardcore.pic.twitter.com/zJZe48RBCr

      4 replies 80 retweets 164 likes
    4. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      A moose can dive upto 20 feet under water and swim for up to 10 miles without stopping.

      7 replies 63 retweets 101 likes
    5. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      There's a @nytimes page for moose news: http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/m/moose/index.html …

      1 reply 28 retweets 59 likes
    6. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      Bullwinkle J. Moose could remember everything he ever ate. 'This came in handy in the "Banana Formula" caper.'

      1 reply 9 retweets 29 likes
    7. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      Moose are BIG. Here's one jogging through Manchester, clearing a car at the end.https://youtu.be/7RYNrh6UIms 

      3 replies 28 retweets 53 likes
    8. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      Here’s an albino moose.pic.twitter.com/Tuhoptvu3a

      11 replies 229 retweets 413 likes
    9. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      Tycho Brahe had a pet moose.

      1 reply 20 retweets 56 likes
    10. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
      Replying to @jschauma

      No, seriously, they’re big. Here’s a moose licking road salt off a car.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDCC28jchzk …

      6 replies 38 retweets 50 likes
      Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017

      Moose are fast. Even in several feet of snow.pic.twitter.com/JObOiNsiU5

      7:23 PM - 13 Jan 2017
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      127 replies 4,505 retweets 6,679 likes
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        2. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 11 Mar 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          Jan Schaumann Retweeted Jennifer Broome

          Threading another life goal with my moose thread:https://twitter.com/jenniferbroome/status/840570588141895680 …

          Jan Schaumann added,

          0:17
          Jennifer BroomeVerified account @JenniferBroome
          Wow! Snowboarders Cheri Luther & Amy Loofa were cruising down slope at Breck when moose gave chase. Crazy video! pic.twitter.com/JzF1DBw9x7
          2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
        3. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 18 Nov 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          Jan Schaumann Retweeted Masked Mooseplaining Max

          On domesticating moose:https://twitter.com/mooseplainer/status/931694326341443584 …

          Jan Schaumann added,

          Masked Mooseplaining Max @Mooseplainer
          So I just saw a thread where a white woman was asking why natives didn't domesticate moose the same way Europeans domesticated horses. Because they are fucking moose.
          Show this thread
          2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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        2. Jan Schaumann‏ @jschauma 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          (That’s all the moose I got tonight. Ask me about octopuses another time.)

          3 replies 2 retweets 69 likes
        3. Jennifer McGuire‏ @0noyouwont 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          octopuses are so cool and crazy smart

          1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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        2. KariAnn Ramadorai‏ @KariAnnWrites 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          They are so very lucky it swerved and wasn't territorial.

          1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
        3. Vessie_Drew‏ @VessieDrew 15 Jan 2017
          Replying to @KariAnnWrites @jschauma

          yeah moose pee stings like a bitchslap

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. End of conversation
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        2. Martin Badke, CJL  🌎  🍁  🗝‏ @lauxmyth 13 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          @alisonborealis They should be looking behind it for a bear or wolves. I am surprised there wasn't.

          1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
        3. LA Julian‏ @LAustyanJulian 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @lauxmyth @jschauma @alisonborealis

          He needed his morning coffee - was heading for Tim Hortons!

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. MG‏ @maralgr 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          @ronwinslow skinny legs help ;)

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        1. Gil Simmons‏Verified account @gilsimmons 14 Jan 2017
          Replying to @jschauma

          @TimNBCBoston scary

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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