Jan Schaumann

@jschauma

Vell, I'm just zis guy, you know?

New York, NY
Joined July 2010

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    Jan 25

    By popular demand: "UTC or GTFO" stickers!

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  2. 16 hours ago

    Companies hedging their bets via their PACs is something that really ticks me off. (And of course Google is far from alone here—check your company's PACs and contributions :-/ —but it's particularly hypocritical given their preferred image of being progressive etc.)

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    Everything is terrible except this video.

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  4. 19 hours ago

    Why, yes, it’s Groundhog Day, and so, as tradition holds it, I re-re-retweet my superb🦉 🧵👇 :

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  5. Feb 1
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    The Republicans' vote to block testimony from new witnesses in the impeachment trial emboldens the president to cheat in the 2020 election, writes the editorial board

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  7. Jan 31

    Companies everywhere should sue the Trump administration for lost productivity 'cause I don't think I'm the only who hasn't been able to focus on work a single day since November 2016.

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    Jan 31

    I retweeted this post yesterday, but I urge people who care about encryption online to read it, because this legislation should scare you. I am going to follow with a (much less thorough and accurate) summary thread below.

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  9. Jan 31

    also works for movies! Thelma and Louise and Zombies The Princess Bride and Zombies Jurassic Park and Zombies Doctor Zhivago and Zombies Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Zombies ...

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  10. Jan 31

    Came across the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", and I think this is pure editor's gold: Just think: Romeo and Juliet and Zombies Anna Karenina and Zombies One 100 Years of Solitude and Zombies Great Expectations and Zombies Little Women and Zombies ...

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  11. Jan 30

    Try as I might, I cannot get Amazon to ship me multiple items in a single box, so now I'm convinced they somehow make the bulk of their money by selling cardboard to itself to make all the vastly oversized boxes they use so wastefully.

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    The natural enemy of the programmer is the timezone.

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    Jan 28
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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    This is the tool I didn't know was looking for.

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  15. Jan 28
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  16. Jan 28

    How I think containers work.

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  17. Jan 27

    is a lot like Apple: quite nice if you buy into the whole ecosystem and do things exactly and only they way they approve, but stray from the gospel and you face bizarre hurdles and fanatic backlash lecturing you on the Right Way To Do Things and wny you're Wrong(tm).

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  18. Jan 27

    Huh, somehow I missed that and the gang released a third edition of "The Practice of System and Network Administration" as well as a new "Practice of Cloud System Administration"! Those look both really good!

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  19. Jan 27

    Ugh, wtf. Apparently the Open Group let the registration for expire (?), and now it's a parked domain on Bluehost. Blech. (And your periodic reminder that is doing important work: )

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  20. Jan 26

    There are few people who write as sharply, as veraciously on surveillance capitalism as . You should read this:

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