JP Toto

@jptoto

DadOps & DevOps. Infrastructure boffin and cloud hall monitor at . Keeps it boring. He/him.

Philadelphia, PA
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Joined February 2008
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  1. May 22

    And now some bad news

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  2. May 22

    I know we’re not the only US-based company to do this but it sure is nice to have a 4 day weekend.

    Tomorrow we have a company-wide Mental Health Day (thanks HashiCorp!). I am genuinely so excited for a 4-day weekend of no plans and nowhere to go.
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  3. May 22

    Standing and applauding.

    Subnet mask.
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  4. May 21

    Nobody told me that we have some nice Philadelphia Zoom backgrounds

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  5. May 21

    Spotify really "gets" me.

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  6. May 21

    This is delightful.

    You're about to spend the next 25 minutes watching a guy solve a Sudoku. Not only that, but it's going to be the highlight of your day.
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  7. May 21

    Creamy soft scrambled eggs are the best eggs. 🥚

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  8. May 20

    3D printed 1u Raspbery Pi rack. (Also demos a 2u which holds 12 PIs) If I were going to build a Pi cluster, this is how I'd do it. POE on Pi 4s is munzo.

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    May 20

    This is incorrect. Despite many unknowns surrounding the particulars of any new virus, we have a lot of good science about how to respond to public health threats. Protective equipment + testing, + contact tracing works for viruses, bacteria, parasites, fungi, even radiation.

    In general, critiques of governmental responses to coronavirus don't do enough to account for the fact that there are a lot of unknowns surrounding the virus, and optimal policy is likely to be different when there are a lot of unknowns.
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  10. May 20

    Important thread.

    I’m curious about the impact of all these companies hastily going remote indefinitely. Many folks are working from kids bedrooms, kitchen tables, etc because they don’t live in homes with dedicated home offices.
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  11. May 20

    my plans 2020

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  12. May 19

    Paging

    So...the official who managed Florida’s public dashboard of COVID-19 data says she was removed from her position because she was ordered to censor some of the numbers, but refused to "manually change data to drum up support for the plan to reopen”
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  13. May 18

    Seconded.

    Best car ever. 1978 Pontiac Trans Am Firebird Bandit Edition. Fight me.
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  14. May 18

    Hi ! Big fan of your Packer with ESXi post . Recently VMWare published a KB article about making changes stick with 6.x after a reboot and I thought it might be a useful addition to your write up. Cheers!

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  15. May 18

    Good morning and happy Monday. Don't forget shift+esc marks all your Slack channels as read.

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    May 18

    Only a few hours left to register to vote in the June 2 primary election. ⏰ The deadline to register is tonight at 11:59 PM. 📋 It only takes a few minutes to register to vote or update your registration at .

    Graphic highlighting that today, May 18, 2020, is the voter registration deadline.
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  17. May 17

    I read this to my wife in verse. She wasn’t impressed.

    I Am The Very Model of A Modern Software Architect I am the very model of a modern software architect Whose data planes and services do elegantly intersect. Far and wide I’m celebrated for my keen ability To balance throughput, latency, and high-availability.
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  18. May 17

    It’s not the WORST scrap wood birdhouse ever.

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  19. May 16

    What’s weirder than listening to the tape from your college answering machine and hearing people you haven’t thought about for 25 years? Nothing. This is the weirdest.

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    May 15

    beaches will OPEN 5/22 for MDW with social distancing guidelines in place: |￣￣￣￣| | don’t | | f* | | this up | |＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

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