João Neves

@jpgneves

Helping build the future of gaming at . Formerly at DICE.

Stockholm, Sweden
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2008.

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  1. 31. sij

    Well hello, pretties!

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    29. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    As a former ChemE, I get upset when people lump things like “thinking ahead” and “planning” as waterfall practices and dismiss them out of hand.

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    25. sij

    Interesting details of how fast Chinese authorities were able to track down an, I assume, random individual citizen?

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  4. 25. sij

    That said, it still reads poorly, but it's getting there. The editing will probably be brutal, but that's a problem for future me.

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  5. 25. sij

    Current status. The ribbon is already quite faded so I need to wait for my order to arrive. Also, my writing is finally starting to flow!

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    15. sij

    I just found a quiz called “Are you an introvert, an extrovert, or a sea monster?” and it’s the best thing I’ve read all week.

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  7. 21. sij

    Oh what the hell. Here's at least three clearly visible white deer butts.

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  8. 21. sij

    My work commute involves a little 15-20 minute hike through a nature reserve, which usually is unspectacular, but today I got to see a herd of 4 deer bouncing around! I'd post a picture but it turns out camouflage works well against image compression algorithms...

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    20. sij

    "Don't worry about this tech debt, we'll clean it up next sprint." Senior developer:

    This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
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    19. sij

    ⏲️ As of today, we have about eighteen years to go until the Y2038 problem occurs. But the Y2038 problem will be giving us headaches long, long before 2038 arrives. I'd like to tell you a story about this.

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  11. 16. sij

    Ah yes, Selling Things On The Internet. With great hits such as "I offer you half the asking price" or "can you deliver it at my home?".

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  12. 15. sij

    Just spent some time writing random paragraphs in my typewriter. Thoughts: - Fun! - I love that I _have_ to slow down or I'll jam it constantly - Even at the lowest spring tension for touch typing, I have to POUND the keys so hard to get a clear print - Buff fingers incoming!

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  13. 13. sij

    If any of my Spanish friends feels off and/or with a migraine, it's probably because I'm making paella valenciana without rabbit nor using a paella pan.

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  14. 12. sij

    I'm like a technology Merlin, the more time passes, the more analogue I go. I'll be carving knives out of rock by the time I hit retirement age.

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  15. 12. sij

    Maybe this could become my new note taking method at work, I imagine meetings would become much faster so people would avoid getting tinnitus. CLACK CLACK CLACK

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  16. 12. sij

    To my shock, my new old Olympia typewriter works great! CLACK CLACK CLACK DING

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    6. sij

    1/ Alright the people have spoken and they want more cat genetics. So, I present to you all "Cat Coat Genetics 101: A Tweetorial", feat. pics of many real life cats (for science, of course...this baby is Caterpillar).

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  18. 4. sij

    Wow, there's some cheeky mobile app developers out there. Review: "It's a nice app, but it loses all my progress with every update, so I have to give it 2 stars." Developers: "Thank you for your feedback. If you would give us 5 stars, it would motivate us to be better." 🤯

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    26. pro 2019.

    I'm close to breaking this whole thing wide open

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  20. 30. pro 2019.

    Since the last Android update, the Nokia 9 is absolutely useless for photography, and that was it's one selling point (nevermind that it wasn't ever excellent). Quite tempted to just fallback to a cheapo phone and a compact travel camera at this point...

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