Joël Perras

@jperras

Computers are the worst. Montréalais, Québecois, Canadian.

Montréal, Canada.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. sij

    Few things make me question reality more than when I *repeatedly* fail a reCAPTCHA test. Dammit google I don't know if a dump truck counts as a fucking car, okay? I just click boxes at random at this point.

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    prije 16 sati

    So...we made a playlist for the new month because we're music lovers but mostly because being able to say "teuxns" instead of "tunes" is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Check us out on !:

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  3. 2. velj

    Being a Tottenham fan is really just an exercise in coping with frequent micro heart attacks for a few hours at a time.

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  4. 1. velj

    I don't know who needs to hear this, but Nix () will Change. Your. Life. Seriously.

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  5. 31. sij

    "Instagram is where young Americans go to perform domesticity, which has created a perfect marketing opportunity for brands that already make certain kinds of home goods."

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    I always get the Dunning-Kruger and the Voight-Kampff test confused and thus if you bring them up I’m always unsure whether you’re trying to suggest that people don’t know they’re idiots or don’t know they’re replicants which makes conversation fun and exciting

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    29. sij

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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  8. 30. sij

    Just received my 13th Floor album on vinyl and I’m so goddamned impressed with everything about this record 💯👏👌

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  9. 29. sij

    As once told me, New Yorkers just don't know what things cost anymore. "Hyland had a line out the door of customers clamoring for a burger, which, even priced at $28, sold out every night."

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    29. sij

    I love watching convection cells on the Sun because I can see the exact same physics in a bowl of soup

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    28. sij

    Today I learned my role has been eliminated. If you know of any awesome orgs looking for a passionate, values driven people person let me know! While this kind of news is never easy, I’m eager for my next adventure!

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    Every day across the river, we see the Muppets, planning, preparing. I was but a child when they took Manhattan. Brooklyn is next.

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    24. sij

    Our incredible recreates the Clueless closet for herself!

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  14. 23. sij

    It's taken me years to crack this code, but when my spouse says: "we need to get some groceries, we have no more vegetables" what she actually means is "we're out of romaine lettuce".

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  15. 23. sij

    "Researchers say procrastinating helps us feel better when certain tasks fill us with negative emotions – if they are too difficult or boring." … this makes a huge amount of sense to me. Can't believe it's the first time I've heard of this explanation.

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  16. 21. sij

    Dune (the boardgame) is mindblowingly good.

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    The median American rent payment rose 61% in real terms between 1960 and 2016 while the median renter’s income grew by 5%

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    Me, as an undergrad, just starting upper level courses: THERE IS A PROFOUNDLY BEAUTIFUL REASON FOR ALL LAWS OF PHYSICS Me, as a perpetual graduate student: Light goes that fast because it wants to

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    15. sij

    Big layoffs at today. Anyone want a badass senior release manager, experienced in F/LOSS? Bay Area/Remote. I'm so proud of my work at Mozilla, shipping Firefox to hundreds of millions of people around the world. <3

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  20. 15. sij

    Being able to whiteboard a splay tree implementation is great and all, but my most useful skill is being able to scroll through a 4,000 line error log output and find the one line that is the actual root of the problem. Debugging is like 40% of my day-to-day job.

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