Joël Perras

@jperras

Math, computers, gardening, dogs, race cars. These are some of the ways that I spend my time.

Port Hope, Ontario
Joined December 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 26

    The average person has fewer than two legs. Statistics!

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  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Always thank the bus driver

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  3. Aug 25

    “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” ― Voltaire

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    Aug 22

    The most hardcore group of artists, researchers and academics I have ever met. // Meet the Nuclear Weapons Nerds via

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    A log cabin is a dwelling constructed of logs

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  6. Aug 14

    I’m CC’ed on emails to (a thing did a while ago), and it’s always surprising the amount of mail we get that is essentially requests for blog spam/link sharing schemes. Does this still work for search ranking? Is it still 2003 in that regard?

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  7. Aug 13

    “Oh no, I have too much duck fat” — said no one who eats meat, ever.

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    "I have very strong opinions about programming, but one rule I try to follow is 'do not mock other programmers'. Programming is too big, and I’m too small to understand everything. Disagreeing is fine; laying out why people are wrong is fine; making fun of them is *not* fine."

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  9. Aug 11

    What does "hand-cut fries" even mean?

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    Aug 9
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    Aug 9
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  12. Aug 9

    Perhaps the best review of a dictionary that you could leave:

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  13. Aug 9

    Architecting distributed, highly-available applications that have to maintain persistent, stateful TCP connections to flaky clients that only have 16kb of RAM is… different.

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    Aug 3

    In your stars today: trace amounts of metals. But mostly still hydrogen and helium.

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  15. Jul 31

    Fortified wine is delicious. There, I said it. My life for a good glass of port after a fantastic meal.

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    Jul 30

    localghost: 127.0.0.o.o.o.O.O.o.o.0.1

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    SO cool software architecture is inspiring floor plans in SF

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    *slaps roof of javascript* this [object Object] cannot read property of undefined

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  19. Jul 21

    “For those unfamiliar, LinkedIn is a 2D, turn-based MMORPG that sets itself apart from its competitors by placing players not in a fantasy world of orcs and goblins, but in the treacherous world of business.“

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    Jul 20
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  21. Jul 18

    People who have favourite kinds of pudding are *my* favourite kind of people.

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