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    And now, here is a visual history of pandemics starring the Tribbles from Star Trek.

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Work from home: 64 expert tips for staying healthy, happy, and productive via &

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Let's face it, these films are pretty crappy to begin with. But any major film that was slated for release now should push for direct to pay per view online to take advantage of captive audiences.

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    Microsoft Bing team launches COVID-19 tracker via &

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    4 hours ago

    COVID-19: Here's how one pandemic will change our lives, forever by

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  6. 12 hours ago

    I am having a very difficult time coming up with cool tech things to write about while the entire world goes to crap. Maybe its time to pivot and think about bigger issues.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    The future came this week. And it's not flying cars.

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    Since I started posting about coronavirus I’ve been getting messages from people on Instagram and Facebook telling me they know people who are sure they have coronavirus symptoms but are being denied testing in Florida. It’s not shocking to me since my sister was also denied.

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  10. 14 hours ago

    Note to self. Don't shmear an entire tablespoon of Colemans onto your burger. Because when you start coughing everyone begins freaking out and starts screaming for Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman to save them

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  11. 15 hours ago

    Medium-Rare burger for the end times.

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    16 hours ago
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  13. 15 hours ago

    I know what this is. It's a meteor rehearsal

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  14. 15 hours ago

    I always tell people nothing happened because the IT community did its damn job. 10 years of my life was dedicated to remediation of that problem

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  15. 15 hours ago

    Having a pint because... – at Kingshead Pub

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    17 hours ago
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    20 hours ago

    this is beyond stupid. it's dangerous.

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  18. 18 hours ago

    I am hoping this is a bad dream or just something I ate. “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”

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    Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

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    20 hours ago
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