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Writer. Illustrator. Joto. ¡Hola Papi! @substackinc. Columnist @WashingtonPost. My book with @simonbooks is out now. Rep'd by @AnnieAHwang

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    JP‏Verified account @jpbrammer 31 May 2020

    JP Retweeted The_Real_Fly

    ah shit well no one's home haha ok some other time thenhttps://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1267311747876245505 …

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    WHITE HOUSE TURN OFF EXTERIOR LIGHTING pic.twitter.com/CVVSlbVhnl
    10:06 pm - 31 May 2020
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      2. Emily L‏ @NoNeinNyet 31 May 2020
        Replying to @metricmodulate @jpbrammer

        Forgetting that they’re the fascists.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jezebirb‏ @Jezebirb 31 May 2020
        Replying to @jpbrammer

        Shhh v sleepy

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      1. Andrés‏ @Andre_Dmonkillr 31 May 2020
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        Lmfao chill 😭😭😭

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      1. CEO of Antifa‏ @perolikewhat 31 May 2020
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        Omg they’re acting like we’re jehovahs witnesss being like “what is your relationship to Jesus Christ our lord and savior??”

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      1. Yas is Tired‏ @grittyyas 31 May 2020
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        That's kinda creepy as hell. This ain't Halloween and protestors ain't trick or treaters

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      2. Kealan Patrick Burke‏Verified account @KealanBurke 31 May 2020
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        Dear POTATUS, hiding behind your hands does not make you invisible.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. rogue express 1 train‏ @rogue_express1 31 May 2020
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        they forgot to buy pride candy so now they’re hiding from trick or treaters

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      2. sailor‏ @technonap 31 May 2020
        Replying to @jpbrammer

        "all out of candy" energy

        1 reply . 1 retweet 65 likes
      3. Firebert  👿‏ @idkmanwow 31 May 2020
        Replying to @technonap @cryptochromatic @jpbrammer

        This is the house that gives out apples and toothbrushes

        1 reply . 0 retweets 10 likes
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