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JP Decker
@jpauldecker
Married to the love of my life. Father to the coolest daughter ever! Founder of JP Decker Inc.
Dallas, TXfacebook.com/jp.decker.5Joined October 2009

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We find ourselves in the greatest drought in the western United States in over 1,200 years. Earlier this month, a report predicted that in just five short years the Great Salt Lake will completely disappear. Let me be absolutely clear. We are not going to let that happen.
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I would play the part of that call where we talked about our kids, Christmas, and him buying baby formula for his brother’s children, but I wouldn’t even know how to secretly record phone calls with my friends.
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“I’ll be the first to admit, I haven’t been the most devoted Christ-follower in my life … but something got hold of me there, and it was extremely powerful, [something] that I couldn’t deny.” Powerful words from Bills QB Josh Allen
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NOAA makes it official. Last 8 years... global cooling... at a rate of 0.11°C/decade.... despite 450+ billion tons of emissions worth 14% of total manmade CO2 in the atmosphere. CO2 warming is a hoax.
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Joe Biden takes classified documents so seriously, guys, that he keeps them by his corvette in the garage. I’m sold. Nothing says this really matters to me like keeping it in the garage, the universal place where Americans put things they aren’t willing to keep in the house.
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Was not ready for that whatsoever. Truly one of the greatest gifts I’ve ever received. Will cherish it forever.
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A special surprise for @JJWatt before his final game. 🥹❤️ #HardKnocks @AZCardinals Wednesdays 10pm ET on @HBOMax
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Can we talk for a second about the genealogy tests, like @23andMe, @Ancestry and more? These were sold to the population as a fun way to learn about your genetic heritage, but was there more to it? Was this a way for the government to get access to troves of DNA?
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Based on a variety of reports, the did not make the decision to suspend the Bengals-Bills game. Rather, players/captains and coaches from both teams, who had witnessed Bills safety Damar Hamlin getting CPR for 8 minutes, said they would not continue the game. #NFL
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