John Lyon

@jozzas

Software Engineer, gamer, dog person, dad-joke-lover

Brisbane, Australia
johndlyon.com
Joined January 2009
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    May 30

    25 replies 570 retweets 3,078 likes
  2. May 31

    Ok donny

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  3. May 24

    😀

    India cancels 14 gigawatts of new coal power stations and solar prices free fall. Whooooa.
  4. May 22

    As long as something kills it! Politicians creating infighting because they have to toe the party line on climate change is OK by me.

    If political infighting kills this project it will be proof politicians just don't give a shit about jobs except their own!
    1 reply
  5. May 22

    Well, this was sobering. Time to see the reef before it's dead!

  6. 17 Nov 2016

    Whilst your willingness to opine on the matter reminds me of a whore, I'll be god damned if you aren't right on the money, cocksucker.

    Season 2 of Westworld needs to write Ian McShane into the show ... ... ...
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  7. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2016

    "Moo... jerk off my tits." - cows

    33 replies 355 retweets 1,748 likes
  8. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2016

    Ignore critics. Most never have created anything. When your film fails, go and make another film. And then another, until death takes you.

    3 replies 181 retweets 411 likes
  9. 11 Oct 2016

    Make employment security a priority! We're asking Qld pollies to change the law & fix temp contracts NOW!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  10. 29 Sep 2016

    Black and bitter like our tortured souls - and yet we yearn for sweetness

    Coffee should not involve whipped cream or sweet syrup. It should be a black, bitter foretaste of the day that is to come
  11. Retweeted
    7 Jul 2016

    "Grease" is important for teaching that, in order to keep your future auto-mechanic and ignoramus boyfriend, you must become a harlot.

    3 replies 81 retweets 184 likes
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    3 Jul 2016

    what if Bieber diplo and skrilex created the seinfeld theme

    166 replies 7,017 retweets 13,262 likes
  13. 31 May 2016

    My soul chills at the thought of the terrifying stupidity of a chicken

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  14. Retweeted
    23 Apr 2016

    Can't wait to get home to my prescription toilet for Big Dads

    22 replies 104 retweets 587 likes
  15. Retweeted
    25 Apr 2016

    R.I.P. to my grandpa. He loved to grill, but he owed $ to Jabba the Hutt

    34 replies 5,080 retweets 9,219 likes
  16. Retweeted
    4 May 2016

    My neighbor Paul (black) has a nicer truck than me. Am I supposed to just sit here and be okay with that? 🇺🇸

    76 replies 915 retweets 3,135 likes
  17. Retweeted
    18 Jan 2016

    Feature that lets you send a big "NOOO" to your Lyft/Uber driver as you wait and watch them make wrong turns on the map.

    27 replies 940 retweets 2,029 likes
  18. 4 May 2016

    This is so cringeworthy it makes me want to die

    Hate when I hear that white people have no culture
  19. Retweeted
    17 Mar 2016

    Yeah so I really needed to start my morning with an outage as a result of Telstra’s network making AWS Sydney spaz out.

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  20. 20 Feb 2016

    Well done, awesome achievement lads!

    20/05/2016 A new baby is born. We are few. We are exhausted but I think we made it. Thanks to all the kind helpers
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