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Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)
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Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)

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Tea connoisseur, taco enthusiast & consumer of celebrity cookbooks. Sometimes writer. Always five minutes early. (she/her)

Maine, USA
joysengel.com
Joined March 2008

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    Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020

    Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes) Retweeted Jennifer Jacobs

    Friendly reminder that I once went on a date with Kushner and it was the era when people making guac at the table was NOVEL and I thanked the server and he said, "they don't like it when you talk to them."https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1298974462990319616 …

    Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes) added,

    Jennifer JacobsVerified account @JenniferJJacobs
    Jared Kushner says he'll reach out to @KingJames today. "What I'd love to see from the players in the NBA--again they have the luxury of taking a night off from work, most Americans don't...I'd like to see them start moving into concrete solutions that are productive." @politico
    7:23 am - 27 Aug 2020
    • 4,184 Retweets
    • 34,471 Likes
    • some guy lack the walls, uh Mickey Champion Minnesota Nighthawks 🐦 The 1000 Eyes of Dr Marcuse Rhys Needham Thingstosay Frank Herbert's Prune Matt "Dynamic Zero" Hardwick
    334 replies . 4,184 retweets 34,471 likes
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      2. Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020

        (in my defense, every vaguely Jewish woman living in-or-around NYC in the early 2000 has a similar Kushner story I GUARANTEE it.)

        24 replies . 168 retweets 5,704 likes
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      3. Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020

        Well this was a real journey. I'll leave you with this: 1) Even 15 years ago, Jared Kushner had the personality of wet matzoh; and, 2) In less than 2 weeks I'll push a baby out of my vagina while wearing a mask. If you could wear one while grocery shopping that'd be super.

        53 replies . 284 retweets 8,184 likes
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      2. Alison Bennett‏Verified account @bennettleigh 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @joyengel

        WHAT

        1 reply . 1 retweet 48 likes
      3. Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @bennettleigh

        It is literally ben's favorite story and he tells it whenever he can.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 203 likes
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      2. Meredith Haggerty‏Verified account @manymanywords 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @joyengel

        JOY

        1 reply . 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @manymanywords

        Sorry i thought I had shared this story before.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 37 likes
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      2. lipkinlip‏ @lipkinlip 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @joyengel @CarolineMoss

        How did you land a date with Kushner ?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Fatemeh Khatibloo, aka فاطی جون‏ @fatemehx2 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @lipkinlip @joyengel @CarolineMoss

        "Land"

        1 reply . 0 retweets 63 likes
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      2. melissa‏ @fatgirlinohio 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @joyengel

        pic.twitter.com/wGodz06wSg

        1 reply . 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Joy Engel (was never good at telling jokes)‏ @joyengel 27 Aug 2020
        Replying to @fatgirlinohio

        I swear that every jewish woman living in NY in the '00s has a similar story

        1 reply . 2 retweets 112 likes
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