jesse turner

@jouste

A fierce drawbarian from the frozen steppes of Canada!

Vancouver, BC
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 10

    Jouste the Drawbarian here and needed to update with my more recent action of breaking through 100 characters.

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  2. Dec 8

    The Gazer Empire! Hours before their planet was destroyed, the remains of the Gazer Empire piled into a single escape suit and managed to flee! Now they rattle around in strained diplomacy, firing blinding bolts from their bulb-blaster in search of a new home!

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  3. Dec 6

    Heartacher! After a savage breakup, this hobbyist inventor realized that he could weaponize his loneliness and heartbreak with a simple chest installation! Now razor sharp pieces of his broken heart can rip right through every adversary but he must remain hopeless for it to work!

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  4. Dec 6

    Yes! My Rebel Whitebird is getting his jam on in this fan art! thanks so much <3

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  5. Dec 4

    The Battle Axeolotl! Wielding the razor sharp Dismemberator, this klutzy combatant has been known to accidentally shear off his own gills and limbs! Luckily it's just a mild inconvenience with amazing regenerative powers build right into his salamandery hide!

    Undo
  6. Dec 1

    Rebel Whitebird! It's the waddled warrior, screaming his weaponized mating call throughout the world! With his sonic-pauldrons, slick jacket, and trigger-mics, Rebel's longing for love can light up the battlefield and blast through enemy defenses!

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  7. Nov 28

    Cyborgulon, the Skull of Mars! Every inch of this cybernetic commander can disconnect into a fighting machine! During the robot wars on Mars, Cyborgulon's Brilliance Blaster drained the minds of his enemy robots and bolstered his already substantial intellect! Commissioned work!

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  8. Nov 27

    Jean Fontaine! The fiercest fountainhead ever manufactured! This gilded guardian is powered entirely by wishes that are made by coin toss! The wishes need to be genuine and strong to generate enough power for Jean to properly defend the town and bathe the birds!

    Undo
  9. Nov 26

    Fowlstadt the Wretched Wrooster! Covered in feathers and filthy armor, this blade wielding brute carries the cockerel's curse! The spurred knife can catch weapons as well as rip into foes, and Fowlstadt's miasmatic aura brutally poisons any remaining survivors!

    Undo
  10. Nov 25

    Springbeard! Leader of the Pogo Pirates, it's the bouncing buccaneer with the spring-loaded soul! Swashbuckling became even more exciting with the adoption of the helical implant and spine-spring. Now no ship is safe from Springbeard's cunningly coiled up crew!

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  11. Nov 24

    The Bangler Fish! The roughest and toughest of the gangsterous Wisegills, this pistol sporting scoundrel is the main marine muscle! More upscale and well equipped than any of the crew on the Portholes' roster, the Wisegills take down rivals in style!

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  12. Nov 23

    Count Brainulon! The Count of the cosmos with the vampire mind! This jarred brain came from the greatest dracula scientist of all who was suffering from a destructive disease that required him to transplant his very vampire brain into a cybernetic body!

    Undo
  13. Nov 20

    Jackrabbit of Diamonds! It's the battle magician who hops right into combat with his top hat blaster blazing! J-Rod, uses a magic deck of cards along with lagomorphic ammo to bewilder and destroy his foes. Surely a presentation to make any onlooker applaud!

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  14. Nov 19

    Briar! It's the mysteriously barbed thicket witch! Always seen with his bramble staff and erupting from the haunted forest in a spiny explosion of vines! No one knows exactly how he came to be, but he sure makes traversing the dark woods a challenge at night!

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  15. Nov 16

    The Howitchzer! Armed with a powerful Broomzooka, hat snake, and crystal ballgles, this crafty red witch can manifest malady across any battlefield! It's also very important to carry along some terrifying triage in the form of two green mending tinctures!

    Undo
  16. Nov 15

    Gunagain! The man with the pistol soul and Chrono-slinger belt! Able to manifest random firearms used throughout history with his patented Re-holster technology, this sharpshooting sheriff from the future always has heat available to unleash on those lawbreakers!

    Undo
  17. Nov 14

    The Face Fencer! Precision tongue blades eviscerate the competition when this duelist from the depths draws his weapons! Armed as well with the blinding Lantern Saber of legend, this combative creature lives only for the sword and the chance for martial victory!

    Undo
  18. Nov 13

    Toots! It's that sonically charged siren herself, Toots! This robotic babe blasts away the baddies with her twin pipe-pistols and fluted feet. Being a comely piece of tech also gives her a big advantage when dealing with robotic dupes during her daily escapades!

    Undo
  19. Nov 12

    The Komotor Dragon! After guzzling Draconic Diesel, this normal guy was brutally changed into the legendary Komotor Dragon! Now with his machined muscles and engine heart, this revved up rumbler tackles other terrible creatures transformed by the fearsome fuel!

    Undo
  20. Nov 11

    Blue Key Guy! One of the earliest levels has the blue key inside of this scrappy robot. The only problem is that he has NEVER been defeated and is getting stronger! Nobody even knows what's behind the blue door anymore and the kill count keeps climbing!

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  21. Nov 11

    The Wheredigo! Clambering through the forest and tragically vegetarian it's the terrifying Wheredigo! Ostracized by its brethren and exiled from the haunted forest it once called home, this carrot consuming creature is one misunderstood monstrosity!

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