Jo Thornely

@jothornely

Speeling Bee Champion

Sydney
Joined March 2009
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  1. 11 hours ago

    Being the first to arrive is 100% absolutely okay with me always.

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  2. 12 hours ago

    Duttnoton.

    2 replies 3 likes
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  3. 12 hours ago

    Can I bring this back with a hot crack about Prima Minister Colada or nah

    Peter Dutton always makes the same face when he talks, so I made him a pina colada.
    5 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
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  4. 16 hours ago

    The article is heavy-handed, but the process and result of its subject is GLORIOUS.

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  5. 16 hours ago

    Tag yourself

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Words With Friends’ excessive wokeness is making it hard for me to get tiles on the board.

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  7. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    if you then don't you dont love me deserve me at my at my

    2 replies 26 retweets 148 likes
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  8. 20 hours ago

    if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my

    1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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  9. 20 hours ago

    Page 1 of Google Image search results for Mr Squiggle, beloved children's character and owner of pendulous ball sack.

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  10. Apr 3

    RESPECT to whoever measured this.

    Hippos can retract their testicles over a foot into their body to stop rivals from biting them.
    5 replies 4 retweets 22 likes
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  11. Apr 3

    I'm unsettled and grumpy, but I have plans afoot to regain my equili-beer-ium. Hint: it's beer.

    2 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
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  12. Apr 3

    WE'RE BACK, now with even more mosquitoes and basic bitches. Bachie For Blokes In Paradise, Episode 1 is LIIIIIVE

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  13. Apr 3

    I look smug because it’s a new series of Bachie For Blokes with and I’ve just made a…

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  14. Apr 3

    FLO TIME TO GO

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  15. Apr 3

    "This is harder than getting rid of chlamydia the third time" - Jake's inner monologue.

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  16. Apr 3

    To be fair, Blake barely knows what his own name is.

    2 replies 16 retweets 143 likes
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  17. Apr 3

    Housemate Jrrr, on his second ever viewing of any Bachelor show: "Suck a dick, Leah".

    2 replies 7 likes
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  18. Apr 3

    THINK AGAIN, JARROD

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  19. Apr 3

    Keira knows exactly what it means when a guy describes you as 'terrific'.

    2 replies 19 likes
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  20. Apr 3

    Ali: "it's hot today" Jarrod and Mack "OH MY GOD ALI SAID I'M HOT AND SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME"

    2 retweets 24 likes
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