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This story is weird and lovely and true. If you want the long version, Bob’s book “Prisoner of Trebekistan”, is all that and much more, including hilarious.
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Awakening to the news here in 🇦🇺that #AlexTrebek has left the building So glad to read it was peaceful with his family, to whom I send deep condolences I'll post some memories of our interactions, because people asked me often what he was really like Here's a pic, story below
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HEY TWITCH - rockin’ a personal Twitch tour of her show pre-show - and and will be twitching the show AND I got a bunch of sub tokens by mistake that I mean to toss at newcomers... Good god I actually understood all that
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TORONTO: Tonight & tomorrow at : a MASKED BALL to celebrate 's solo show, "LOVE STORY". Well, it'll BE a ball - and masked, plus wine, so... HH puts so much life, pain & love on every canvas - see it - and her - in the flesh. Starts at 5:00.
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A: you smell so... alive. B: yes, trying to STAY THAT WAY. A: your hair is - B: stop! This is love? Or are you just having a mid-death crisis? A: - A: masks make my philtrum itchy. B: OK. I’m gonna watch Xena & text Willow. A: you’re gay now? B: gettin’ close, spittle-monkey
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Here is the Buffy scene I am working on: Buffy: Dude, I keep telling you there's no proof being undead means you can't transmit this thing! Angel: hmmmm. You smell so... alive. Buffy: I'm going home to watch Xena and text Willow. Fuck this. @joss - ready for your punch-up.
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Yaaaas gurls, speak on it! Those masks totally crramp our style- complete violation of our rights. As uncomfortable as underwear. Boo. Hiss! Also, my dad and cousin are dead from Covid so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Wear the mask and stop being part of the problem.
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‘I don’t wear a mask for the same reason I don’t wear underwear: Things gotta breathe’ — These Floridians warned of satanism, death, and pedophilia over a mask mandate
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My reaction to this pic, a triptych: “She has chosen dress with a very weird print.” “She is drowning someone.” “Oh! Those hands are hers, she is doing a lie”
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Walked/Hopper in TRUE ROMANCE James Gandolfini in TRUE ROMANCE Brad Pitt in TRUE ROMANCE Val Kilmer in - hey, wait...
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Film Twitter Quarantine Question: What's one of your favorite (doesn't have to be *the* favorite) performances by someone who's barely in a movie? Think ~5 minutes A recent couple for me are Bill Pullman in DARK WATERS and Dave Bautista in BLADE RUNNER 2049
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Trump retweeting “white power” wasn’t subtle. But he thinks what he wrote about Biden is. That’s the whistle he wants his dogs to hear.
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The lovers eye. Popular victorian keepsake. My hunny painted one for my birthday on her grandfather’s watch. From a pic I took of her looking at me. Some gestures resonate like a symphony. Grateful to be the conductor’s sweetheart. #art #love #time
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wasn’t white. didn’t surf. isn’t real. But he represents everything his most relentless “folllowers” hate, and their every invocation is a dribbling self-own. I got a fondness, and MY Jesus is forever Rick Griffin’s. #FortuneFavorsTheBrave
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i know that this article came out last week, but i wanted to spend the weekend thinking about black people – not racism – so i kept my thoughts to myself. but believe me, I HAVE THOUGHTS. and most of my thoughts are about how mad this makes me 1/
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Who in Kentucky made this cut? Can it be reversed? What can be done, is anyone fighting it who needs support, and WHO THE SHIT in Kentucky got away with this?
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Kentucky cutting number of polling places for Tuesday’s primary from 3700 to 200 There will be one polling place for 616,000 registered voters in Louisville’s Jefferson County, where half state’s black voters live This is going to be a disaster washingtonpost.com/politics/kentu
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It is. SO GOOD.
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If what your life has been lacking is me singing to you in a rowboat, this is your lucky day. My epic, monogamy-by-the-fingernails love song, I’ll Take Lonely Tonight, will be released this Thursday 18th June. Tim-Minchin.lnk.to/LonelyTW
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