Josh Wolff

@joshwolff

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Boulder, CO
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Jun 2016

    "...their chests heaved like pizza cheese in its 13th minute."

    6 retweets 6 likes
  2. May 31

    Toast pop tart?

  3. May 31

    Stress-eating a sack of donuts at 2am while F5'ing political coverage doesn't count?

    What if you could experience the news with your body, not just your mind?
  4. May 31

    What fortunate timing to plug my new show on Fox... Covfefe: Texas Spy Gorilla

    3 likes
  5. May 4

    When you force yourself to eat lunch because you want those Sweets + Sours before noon.

  6. Apr 29

    Golden moment for fans. An actual disaster scenario where we give af what Ja Rule thinks.

  7. Apr 22

    VINEGAR BEND MIZELL.

  8. Apr 5

    I loved watching Pedro Guerrero as a kid! Hoping he makes a full recovery.

  9. Apr 2

    My favorite day of the year, baseball's opening day, and Molina will be announced a Cardinals lifer at 1EST. MAXIMUM OVERJOY.

    2 likes
  10. Mar 21

    G(DC)OAT

    Don't sleep on Yadi.
  11. Mar 8

    I typed "album" into Spotify search and waited for something to happen.

    1 like
  12. Feb 22

    TRAPPIST-1: 39 LY, or 12 parsecs away. HAN SOLO: Kessel run in under 12 parsecs... *does math* ...I got nothin'.

    1 like
  13. Feb 22

    Always impressed by MLB media wing's saavy.

  14. Feb 14

    Quick reminder that Gullah Gullah Island was a thing and the frog was hella annoying.

    1 reply 1 like
  15. Jan 23

    A toaster becomes a "crispier" when I start jamming it with food I want to be crispier. Do you own your kitchen, or does it own you?

  16. Jan 22

    Another tragic and senseless loss in the baseball community. My heart is with Royals fans and his loved ones.

    The heartbreak that Ventura pitched with in Game 6/2014 WS is now the heartbreak of others in the wake of his death:
  17. Jan 20

    SUPPORT LOCAL PUPPERINOS. Denver pup Squirt to compete in Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl XIII

    1 like
  18. Jan 13

    's at an hsla(255, 0%, 100%, 0.9) right now.

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

    886 replies 98,202 retweets 137,879 likes
  20. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2016

    Shadow lands: the continent of mapped by sunset shadows.

    3 replies 114 retweets 136 likes
  21. Jan 7

    Usher: "X,Y, Z... no limit" Sure, totally. "Gimme that cat OD girl, no limit baby" Wait, no. Young Thug: (falsetto) "give that cat drugs"

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