Josh MarshallVerified account

omg, did she actually write that? I can’t believe how awful the entire family is.

Yes, it's from her book trying to show what a self sufficient leader she is, this section was supposed to be highlighting the hardships she endured growing up in a penthouse. So brave isn't she?

I read that as "we couldnt sell to neighbors, so we made everyone that worked for us buy from us". How can that be read seriously?

Yeah, but other than the bodyguard, the chef, the nanny, the driver, and the maids, they had no advantages!!

Her hardships continued on the campaign trail, she mentions in her book that she rarely had time for massages

Hahaha!!

Their father would have extracted payment from the employees, in return for (unfulfilled) promises of lemonade delivery at a later date. They had much to learn.

3rd generation inheritance child talks about the value of hard work and not being given something. Christ, they really have murdered satire haven't they?

They've tortured irony until it's unrecognizable.

"I had to apply for my executive position at the Trump Corporation/Crime Syndicate, for example"

Do you know how hard it is to pull yourself up when your boots are designer with 6 inch heels?

And with heels that high, it's even harder to stand once you get up there.

Gak. Literally made me throw up in my mouth.

Poor little Veruca Salt: "I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me Now! I want today I want tomorrow I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair And I don't want to share 'em!"