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remember when congress passed a law saying how the volume of commercials had to be lowered? apparently no one does bc they're still loud.
my daughter is 10-weeks-old and i'm already bartering with her to get her to fall asleep.
Not shocking just sad: “Poor Kids Who Do Everything Right Don’t Do Better Than Rich Kids Who Do Everything Wrong” http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/10/18/poor-kids-who-do-everything-right-dont-do-better-than-rich-kids-who-do-everything-wrong/ …
who? RT @washingtonpost: National Review is obsessed with Lena Dunham's sex life and body http://wapo.st/1sCyE0T
i like licorice. cc @stevesilberman RT @MikeHamad: Jerry: The Movie http://www.jerrythemovie.com/
more proof the ocean is thriving with aliens http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/18/alien-sea-creature-basket-star-singapore_n_6005084.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063 …
This video of one basketball bouncing through a bunch of your favorite movies is freaking great. http://vimeo.com/108821685
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Whole can of worms, whole ball of wax, whole enchilada, whole kit and caboodle, whole new ballgame.
i never understood the leno appeal. then again, i also didn't understand the 'friends' appeal, so http://wapo.st/1vTP6Mw
Just a reminder, we do this to ourselves. No one forces us to do any of this http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/10/18/trying-to-live-in-the-moment-and-not-on-the-phone/ …
to piss on my leg. i just googled vampire spider & such a monstrosity exists, though it didn't look like that in my dream.
go numb. the only way to relieve the numbness was to urinate on the wound. in my dream, my leg went numb & thankfully jon stewart was there
i had a dream last night that there was a thing called a vampire spider, whose legs detached & would stick in your body, causing you to
Or why academics & J-profs are full of shit http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/10/17/syracuse-university-bravely-saves-students-from-exposure-to-journalism/ …
When has there ever been a politician who's downplayed their service & the accolades that followed? http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/10/17/moulton-underplays-military-service/lY9FfmOrviwL2LAFHr61dO/story.html?event=event25 … via @BostonGlobe
really, i don't know why i even bother with ticketmaster. the site never works yet tickets sell out to an event in a minute?
Ticketmaster site bugging out right now. All I want are Trey tickets
Journalism vernacular in 2014: hate-share, engagement, curiosity-gap, subtweet -- all in a post abt trolling readers. http://www.cjr.org/the_kicker/trolling_readers.php?utm_content=bufferaf4c1&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer …
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