Josh Segovia

@JoshSegoviaSux

Writer / Comedian / Ok Tuba Player

Chicago
claymoreproductions.com
Joined July 2012
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  1. May 31

    Did we ever expect him to do anything that was good for US?

    1 reply
  2. May 9

  3. May 4

    New tongue twister: Can Kurt's conical cap be canonical?

  4. May 3

    Got Bfast the same day I got my .

    1 reply 2 likes
  5. Apr 13

    If it takes nine seasons, I want that McNugget Szechuan sauce!

    RT for a chance to win a LEGO Celebration exclusive!
  6. Apr 11

    Hollywood is making a movie from re-accommodating disaster and already have a lead!

  7. Apr 4

    Diet would never pull that kind of shit. #9/11

    2 likes
  8. Apr 1

    The only people that prank me are major corporations. 😢😣

  9. Mar 17

    U don't get it! budget lets old people get rebate meals @ end of the year or after they die from hunger.

    2 likes
  10. Feb 26

    Great dog bed , cover fabric not so strong doe.

    1 reply 1 like
  11. Retweeted
    Feb 12

    I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂

    1,385 replies 73,633 retweets 155,788 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    Speechless.

    39 replies 3,448 retweets 5,275 likes
  13. Jan 28

    Deleting is cool, but you know what's really cool? Donating to the .

    2 retweets 3 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    How to make terrorists: 1. Ban everybody from a certain group from entering the country. 2. Wait.

    3,210 replies 50,820 retweets 111,816 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    I can’t believe every woman I know is marching in the streets and CNN is showing Trump pretending to believe in God.

    1,402 replies 25,627 retweets 73,674 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    An excellent article by about how the reality is the opposite of the rhetoric.

    4 replies 35 retweets 48 likes
  17. Jan 18

    Come on ! Brown people can do more than make your token salads.

    For the first time since Ronald Reagan, the Cabinet won’t include a Latino
    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Jan 18

    Dang looks like this bag needed some stronger screws.

    1 reply
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    RT if you "care at all" about Donald's taxes.

    214 replies 18,662 retweets 8,008 likes
  20. Jan 6

    "Concentration Scamps - It's like the Little Rascals meets Schindler's List. We open on iron- " "PASS"

    3 likes

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