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Josh Kurp
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Under the Bridge and Screaming
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Me to anyone who thinks Jacob deGrom isn’t the best pitcher in baseball.
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Honestly, this is just insane.
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“Doug.” Many people are saying it.
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By far the best bus bench ad I’ve seen in 11 years living in Boise
“Doug”! Nailed it @subpop
1. Fox
2. Monday Night Football
3. CBS
4. Sunday Night Football
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[Me in two years] "I remember HBO Max"
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HBO Max is expected to layoff around 70% of their development staff.
“Sounds like they’re not doing HBO Max scripted shows anymore with HBO taking over, so less scripted shows overall,” says one company insider.
(Source: thewrap.com/hbo-max-layoff)
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What did Saul say to Kim in the phone booth? Well...
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me: i cant come, ive got plans
the plans:
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Everything Everywhere All at Sluggo
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I can still hear the screams in the theater (including my own).
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happy 20th anniversary to this deeply traumatic moment in cinema
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Gumby and his band perform “Carry the Zero” by Built to Spill
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thinking about sigourney weaver and winona ryder on the red carpet for alien: resurrection
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Cleaning my desktop and completely forgot to post the stupidest thing I ever made.
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me: yea nyc can be annoying i dunno i mean it's like i live here but like i get people hate it
me when the mets beat the yankees two nights in a row: SUCK MY DICK BABY GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD 9/11 NEVER FORGET LEMME GET CHICKEN AND RICE WITH EVERYTHING WHITE SAUCE HOT SAUCE
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I can only hear this in NoHo Hank’s voice
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"Guess who likes you?"
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I can’t think of a quote that better sums up the last decade.
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famous movie quotes are a much rarer thing now. trying to think of ones from the last ten years. 'i'm the captain now'. 'not my tempo'. 'mediocre!' i would have voted for obama for a third term'. 'jessica only child illinois chicago'.
any others?
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