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Writer/co-EP, Desus & Mero. Make My Day podcast. Tells jokes out loud. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Year round iced coffee drinker. Nice Try available now!

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    Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 18 May 2018

    Jordan Peterson seems like he would justify not going down on women because Agamemnon never did it in The Iliad.

    12:29 PM - 18 May 2018
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      2. Steve McPherson‏Verified account @steventurous 18 May 2018
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Why do you think Clytemnestra killed his ass?

        4 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. Steve McPherson‏Verified account @steventurous 18 May 2018
        Replying to @steventurous @joshgondelman

        I gotta say, I shot this shot without doublechecking the story or spelling of the name and am pretty glad I got it right.

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
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      2. Hello Rosner‏Verified account @hels 18 May 2018
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        If it ain’t in the text / it ain’t part of the sex

        2 replies 4 retweets 200 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 18 May 2018
        Replying to @hels

        Hahahahaha. That's from his next book: "Brief Anti-Cunnilingus Rap Treatises"

        1 reply 1 retweet 69 likes
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      2. Sami Main, CLC‏Verified account @samimain 18 May 2018
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        *gestures vaguely to Lysistrata*

        3 replies 2 retweets 96 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 18 May 2018
        Replying to @samimain

        Hahaha.

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      2. Johnny McNulty‏Verified account @JohnnyMcNulty 18 May 2018
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        ok but Odysseus repeatedly had demigod women try to get him to stay on their island for decades at a time. dude clearly was eating well is all I'm saying.

        4 replies 1 retweet 60 likes
      3. Johnny McNulty‏Verified account @JohnnyMcNulty 18 May 2018
        Replying to @JohnnyMcNulty @joshgondelman

        I regret this tweet but I stand by it academically

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. James Williams‏ @HelichrysumJim 18 May 2018
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        I believe he did in Homer’s first draft

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      2. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 18 May 2018
        Replying to @IamMikeCannon

        Hahahaha. It's the only graduate level thing I've ever done.

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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