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Senior Writer, Desus and Mero. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Comedian, pretty much wherever. Year round iced coffee drinker.

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    Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 26 Sep 2017

    The only upside to 280-character tweets is potentially fewer terrifying Trump threats that trail off "..." and take 20 minutes to resolve.

    2:23 PM - 26 Sep 2017
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    10 replies 31 retweets 276 likes
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      2. Julie Hubschman‏ @juliehubs 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Julie Hubschman Retweeted Julie Hubschman

        2 for 2!!!! https://twitter.com/juliehubs/status/912793169246396416 … please don't remove your tweet. Yours is worded much better

        Julie Hubschman added,

        Julie Hubschman @juliehubs
        Replying to @darth
        Basically, they don't want Trump to have to use ... anymore
        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Julie Hubschman‏ @juliehubs 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @juliehubs @joshgondelman

        Also, yours was tehnically first !

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @juliehubs

        Hahahaha.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rachel Vorona Cote‏Verified account @RVoronaCote 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        I just don't know if my Type A brain can handle all the new atrocities he's sure to commit against Language and the Written Word.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Rachel Vorona Cote‏Verified account @RVoronaCote 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RVoronaCote @joshgondelman

        Think of all those commas, strewn about willy-fucking-nilly. All the new and terrible gerunds—the "failing poopy-eating <media outlet>"...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. New Jeers Eve Li'l  🎄‏Verified account @karengeier 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        That’s probably why they did it. Beats doing something about his account

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      1. Whore Vidal‏ @RegretaGarbo 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        I am hoping he gets this fucking update last because I really don't want to know what he'll do with all this extra room.

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      1. joshua epstein 🏳️‍🌈 🖖🏼 🗽 👨🏼‍💻 🇺🇸‏ @thejoshuablog 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman @kbeninato

        @TwitterSupport Can @Twitter block Trump's ability to tweet more characters? If so, great! If not, for the sake of humanity, don't increase.

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      1.  💎 E m i l y  💎‏ @emilyrm 26 Sep 2017
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        Except it’s more like ...... and it drives me insane.

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      1. T.C. Mits‏ @dilatediogenes 26 Sep 2017
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        Great. Now his weaponized stupidity will have a higher caliber.

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      2. Name cannot be blank‏ @MorningMrDuke 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Or it increases... Remember he rambles. Now it's doubled, which means he gets more to work with and still not clarify his point

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      3. Name cannot be blank‏ @MorningMrDuke 26 Sep 2017
        Replying to @MorningMrDuke @joshgondelman

        Conversely he may just black out drop the n bomb and we just impeach his ass

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      1. Hannah Joy‏ @SurlyNurseJoy 26 Sep 2017
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        "Nuclear war is inevitable if..." *20 mins later* "They don't disarm the bomb in this movie"

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      1. Dan Rodriguez‏ @holyshityouguys 26 Sep 2017
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        100% thought the same thing when people made the “don’t give him more space” jokes

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