Josh Gondelman on Twitter: "I don’t need a sexy young Willy Wonka movie. Show me a wicked old, retired Wonka, on an unstoppable killing spree in his nursing home. Taking down seniors left and right with poisoned Werthers and booby-trapped pudding cups."

@joshgondelman

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1. Albert W Dubreuil‏ @AWDubreuil 10 Oct 2021
  Replying to @joshgondelman
  
  Old Wonka throws gold coins to beggars only for them to realize they have chocolate inside.
  
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1. tommy‏ @tommyinboots 10 Oct 2021
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  the thing is, original wonka pretty much WAS on a killing spree, and it was slavery. :(https://twitter.com/tommyinboots/status/1447383207389847555 …
  
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  tommy @tommyinboots
  
  re wonka: i did a thread of VILE, HORRIFIC ANTI-BLACK RACIST & ANTI-LP quotes from the original charlie and the chocolate factory. if you want it, search my name w "if you ever find yourself looking for a used copy of charlie & the chocolate factory." i don't want to re-spread.
  
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1. Alice Wells: Official‏ @AliceNWells 10 Oct 2021
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  The snozzberries taste like menthol and death.
  
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1. Jonathan Edwards‏ @someguynamedjon 10 Oct 2021
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  If this origin story doesn’t open with a group of rabid children on a sugar high pushing little Wonky’s mother off a cliff, then what are we even doing here?
  
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1. AmyLewCar‏ @amylewcar 10 Oct 2021
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  Dark. I’m in.
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1. Kyle K‏ @TheRoarOf1984 10 Oct 2021
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  I wanna see what happens when the police come and arrest him for running a factory that kills kids- the ensuing trial, the public circus, how he fares in prison, the sub-plot of his lawyer being an oompa-loompa and former employee at Wonka, who inherits the factory- I want it all
  
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1. Lorne Volat‏ @LorneTweets 10 Oct 2021
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  Me reacting to this ideapic.twitter.com/4MrVtVKeLS
  
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1. El Kabong‏ @MantiMeow 10 Oct 2021
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  I mean, he already enslaved a race of people. It’s not a huge stretch.
  
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