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    Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 7 Oct 2020

    Only seven and a half hours until pundits praise Mike Pence's quietly horrible words and ideas in contrast to Donald Trump's loudly horrible words and ideas!

    12:04 pm - 7 Oct 2020
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    15 replies . 82 retweets 763 likes
      1. laziness loop  ✒️‏ @lazinessloop 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        The amount of mental gymnastics going on for these two is outstanding 🥴

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      2. Dan Reilly's Burner Account‏ @OtherDanReilly 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        “You have to admit, he made his points without drooling like a rabid muskrat, and that’s leadership.”

        1 reply . 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @OtherDanReilly

        Lock in a: "That's going to appeal to moderate voters."

        2 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Black Lives Matter to CitizenKohn‏ @Bakohn 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        He was terrible, backwards, condescending, ignorant, dishonest, patronizing, and couldn't defend a single position or policy, but he only interrupted her a few times, so I guess we have to say this was a draw or maybe even a narrow win for the VP?

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      2. Miranda Yaver, PhD‏Verified account @mirandayaver 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Reminds me of the @pattonoswalt bit on how we shouldn't overlook quietly horrible things instead of just focusing on coarse language.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @mirandayaver @pattonoswalt

        He's funny and astute!!!

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      1. Mike Morris‏ @mike_morris22 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        I’m ready for the “people are actually voting for Trump because of Mike Pence”

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      1. Evan Fleischer‏ @efleischer 7 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        "Gosh. Gosh." *fitz* "Gosh. Gosh."

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      1.  🦋 Eliza Cross  🦋 💉 💉 💉‏ @MuiMui2010 7 Oct 2020
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        The media helped him in 2016, why not 2020https://lettersofthetimes.substack.com/p/trump-plans-to-steal-the-2020-election …

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      1. Evan Fleischer‏ @efleischer 7 Oct 2020
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        (He really is the talk radio host to Trump's screaming caller, though.)

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