"Mom! I can't come down for cereal! I'm important busy at business work!!"
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Make sure to sign in the middle of the page
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Don't work too hard josh!
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There's a job to be done (signing my name in Sharpie on blank pieces of paper) and by gosh I AM GOING TO DO IT!
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Your dedication is an inspiration to us all, she said as she swapped her sensible sneakers for some kicky Aerosole pumps, cracked her knuckles & started placing fake calls using her disconnected phone
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Pro Tip: You don't even have to pretend to make the call! You can just pick up the receiver, wait, and then hang it up angrily!
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you did the cocaine didn't you
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I think Trump was signing thank you cards to all the rich people he exposed to coronavirus at his NJ fundraiser on Thursday. Fun fact - Joe Piscopo was there!
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On his death bed he's signing things for his kids to auction off for charity and then pocket the money.
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That’s probably all they have him do: sign blank sheets of paper, give a stand up routine at rallies, and dispense Covid disinfo.
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