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Head Writer/EP, Desus & Mero. Make My Day podcast. Tells jokes out loud. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Year round iced coffee drinker. Nice Try available now!

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    Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 4 Oct 2020

    Here I am on Sunday morning, absolutely up to my ass in blank pieces of paper to sign with a Sharpie alone at a desk. I guess I'm just a workaholic.

    6:47 am - 4 Oct 2020
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    231 replies . 4,042 retweets 57,697 likes
      1. Ivy Snitzer‏ @IvySnitzer 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        "Mom! I can't come down for cereal! I'm important busy at business work!!"

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      1. DeLaJeff‏ @vagueterrain 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Make sure to sign in the middle of the page

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      2. Whacktose Intolerant‏ @MillyTamarez 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Don't work too hard josh!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @MillyTamarez

        There's a job to be done (signing my name in Sharpie on blank pieces of paper) and by gosh I AM GOING TO DO IT!

        1 reply . 1 retweet 62 likes
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      2. Sophie Brookover‏ @sophiebiblio 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        Your dedication is an inspiration to us all, she said as she swapped her sensible sneakers for some kicky Aerosole pumps, cracked her knuckles & started placing fake calls using her disconnected phone

        1 reply . 2 retweets 155 likes
      3. Josh Gondelman‏Verified account @joshgondelman 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @sophiebiblio

        Pro Tip: You don't even have to pretend to make the call! You can just pick up the receiver, wait, and then hang it up angrily!

        5 replies . 2 retweets 126 likes
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      1. dunning-kruger , EXPERT!!1!‏ @ouisequitur 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        you did the cocaine didn't you

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      1. Deirdre Bell‏ @Deirdre223 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman

        I think Trump was signing thank you cards to all the rich people he exposed to coronavirus at his NJ fundraiser on Thursday. Fun fact - Joe Piscopo was there!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1.  🍄 Bobby  🍄‏ @BobbyDotXYZ 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman @BillCorbett

        On his death bed he's signing things for his kids to auction off for charity and then pocket the money.

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      2. Dennis S‏ @drs10909 4 Oct 2020
        Replying to @joshgondelman @BillCorbett

        That’s probably all they have him do: sign blank sheets of paper, give a stand up routine at rallies, and dispense Covid disinfo.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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