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Writer, . New album Physical Whisper available HERE:

New York
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Joined August 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Aug 2014

    If I owned an island, I would 100% call it: "Isle Of Itwhenyoucallmebigpoppa."

    7,694 retweets 14,595 likes
  2. 45 minutes ago

    When you're ready for your parents to stop picking out your clothes for you.

    8 retweets 101 likes
  3. 46 minutes ago

    Austin, who's coming with me to this show? The correct answer is all of you.

    Austin! On December 14th I'm doing a whole lot of jokes at the New Movement Theater! Come see them!
    2 retweets 15 likes
  4. 1 hour ago

    Honestly though I'm going to you more than you're going to me! (Other people in Austin, come too!)

    *crying with joy*
    11 likes
  5. 1 hour ago

    A guy dressed as a mime yelled "Move it, fatass!" at me tonight, and I wasn't even upset because I was so smug that he broke character.

    15 retweets 220 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    Mood: Homesick for candlepin bowling, a sport at which no one has ever succeeded.

    4 retweets 60 likes
  7. 2 hours ago

    November 17 - 19 we're bringing to YOU! , tickets + details

    2 retweets 8 likes
  8. 2 hours ago

    Toronto, come see ! I mean, why wouldn't you? How dare you question me.

    November 17 - 19 we're bringing to YOU! , tickets + details
    2 retweets 9 likes
  9. 6 hours ago

    I wrote about Vine-as-black-history (and my son, )

    42 retweets 136 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    Time to pre-order your copy of 's new album, Solid Gold!

    6 retweets 25 likes
  11. 7 hours ago

    I have Austin friends! And I think they would like a lot!!!

    Austin! On December 14th I'm doing a whole lot of jokes at the New Movement Theater! Come see them!
    1 retweet 4 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    Austin! On December 14th I'm doing a whole lot of jokes at the New Movement Theater! Come see them!

    10 likes
  13. 7 hours ago

    My halloween costume is jill stein. I didn't do anything to look like her but I expect every1 to respect that I tried to wear a costume.

    77 retweets 368 likes
  14. 8 hours ago

    I bet voting early and still having to see all the election coverage feels like being served Facebook ads for the thing you already bought.

    26 retweets 152 likes
  15. 8 hours ago

    Mega Man X was an amazing video game and civil rights leader.

    22 retweets 75 likes
  16. 9 hours ago

    you do not need to tell me you are engaged to your best friend i assumed you were close

    233 retweets 938 likes
  17. 11 hours ago

    Here's our piece on the problems of School Segregation from last night...

    614 retweets 1,470 likes
  18. 9 hours ago

    You can't bring Samsung Galaxies on planes because they catch on fire. You know what might help that, liquids.

    31 retweets 203 likes
  19. 9 hours ago

    How is it currently Halloween, but it feels like Halloween was a week ago?

    29 retweets 121 likes
  20. 14 hours ago

    Women share their real-life horror stories of surviving a cult

    16 retweets 36 likes
  21. 10 hours ago

    This isn't actually soap. It's Daniel Day-Lewis preparing to play soap in a movie.

    146 retweets 638 likes

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