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Writer, . New album Physical Whisper available HERE:

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 14

    I have encrypted the dog.

    227 replies 7,829 retweets 26,336 likes
  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    For me, the fun of fireworks is that they're so loud it feels like they're in your house but when you look outside you can't see anything 🇺🇸

    21 retweets 151 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Midnight marks premiere on - you can enjoy 6 half hour specials from some hilarious comics! I'm 5th in the series.

    , , and 2 others
    17 replies 53 retweets 267 likes
  4. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    sure i like fireworks i like the screamin meanies the big floofs the flash daddies but if i see another goddamn pang banger i will lose it

    3 replies 72 retweets 337 likes
  5. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Joey Chestnut's victory meal is 11 hot dogs in 90 seconds

    5 retweets 9 likes
  6. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Me showing up to your BBQ in my Vape Suit.

    8 replies 43 retweets 315 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    is going big! Expanding to following cities this Thursday. If your city is listed, buy tix now:

    300 replies 417 retweets 2,837 likes
  8. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    How do I let my dog know that they're fireworks, not Trump finally going too far on Twitter?

    8 replies 26 retweets 190 likes
  9. 10 hours ago

    Here's some important information about fireworks:

    4 replies 4 retweets 13 likes
  10. 16 hours ago

    It's that time of year where I realize, forget a beach body, I don't even have the core strength for sitting at a picnic.

    4 replies 78 retweets 488 likes
  11. 16 hours ago

    Someone wished me a Happy Independence Day and I told him this is America, and we say Merry Christmas here, buddy.

    52 replies 3,461 retweets 12,583 likes
  12. 18 hours ago

    There is no group that am more completely admiring of/annoyed by than adults teaching themselves to play musical instruments.

    12 replies 13 retweets 252 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    *sees any 3 stars in a row* (confidently) "that's orion's belt"

    8 replies 233 retweets 1,272 likes
  14. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
    Replying to

    7 replies 166 retweets 273 likes
  15. Jul 3

    Hi if anyone needs a pep talk I'm here for four minutes. Let me know!

    68 replies 6 retweets 143 likes
  16. Jul 3

    "This guy gets it." - me, looking at any dog

    7 replies 101 retweets 563 likes
  17. Jul 3

    Junior Mints are my favorite candy that also sound like the name of a Catskills comedian.

    14 replies 14 retweets 207 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Making us feel extra weird for our interest in a baby driver.

    12 replies 19 retweets 332 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    NYC!! 's + + live THIS FRI 7.7 // 8pm // TIX

    1 reply 3 retweets 10 likes
  20. Jul 3

    Here is a story by one of my favorite dudes () that happens to be about one of my favorite bands!

    3 replies 4 retweets 24 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    OMG WITCH HUNT NY IS THIS WEDNESDAY 7/5! KEEP THE FIRE(WORKS) GOING <3 $7 WITH CODE 'WITCH': ;)

    , , and 7 others
    4 retweets 9 likes

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